What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

Anyone ever wake up from a nap and feel really rested? That was me today. I didn't know how tired I was, and miraculously my man child of a husband left me sleep in peace. I woke up and went... Fuck I needed that
 
someone pulling out into oncoming traffic into the far lane with cars obviously coming...smh...morons
 
Catching yesterday’s cut on my finger against a door frame. Ouch! 🚑🔴🤬
 
This whole scenario...

Me cleaning the bathroom and finding pieces of feed corn. "Why is there corn on the bathroom floor?!"

Kid 2- "It fell out of my pants."
Me- "How did it get into your pants?!"
Kid 2- "I don't know."
Me, thinking- "Da fuq?"
 
Yesterday, when I remembered that I have to go have a cavity filled tomorrow morning.
 
Finding out that scammers got money out of my elderly dad. The coldest, darkest circle of hell is neither cold nor dark enough...
Fuckin’ A. Nothing worse than a thief, and even worse those who prey on the elderly. Constantly having that conversation with my parents. So far, they’re good.

Sorry that happened to him. Karma will get their ass, I’m sure.
 
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