What made you laugh today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[barefootgirl69]

A salty conversation?
A conversation about salt?
Something like that.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A post

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sending @AmberLGreen a new word of the day.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Learning new words

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The single funniest audio I've ever received

 

[Saltfountain]

A salty conversation?
A conversation about salt?
Something like that.

Was I drunk? I have no recollection

 

[JordynRose]

MAGA lack of mentality when supporting Trump, for a fascist government.

 

[TongueLust]

"Did a gang bang you?"

 

[smtst5]

My dog sleeping out on the patio. He was so content as long as the door was open.

 

[softbird]

The thought that someone had been observing me very closely!!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My daughter while we were working and talking about a trio of deer.

 

[RedDevilCock]

This brought quite the smile to my face.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

View attachment 2562188This brought quite the smile to my face.

I need that!

 

[Sunlover102]

You have to picture this...Walking on an angle tpwards this big suv right.
Huge pit bull type dog sitting in the driver's seat.
Looking all regal and proud right.
I walk from coming in on an angle, to pass the front of the truck up the steps to work.
I can see him watching me.
Basically giving me 'side eye' as he's watching.
Refusing to move his head but watching me as I walk past his truck.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Dicker the kicker

 

[~Elizabeth~]

https://t.snapchat.com/6vtR032q

 

[~Elizabeth~]

https://t.snapchat.com/6vHGk23G

 

[Tallulah82]

Technically it was yesterday, but I've laughed again about it today when retelling the story...

At the opticians, towards the end of the eye test, he says he is going to check the back of my eyes. I'd already flinched twice and laughed and apologised for being so ugh about things close to my eyes/eyeballs. After this last check, he says I have dry eyes (new issue for me). He says he's going to put a couple of eyes drops in to lubricate my eyes and then recheck to make sure there's no bigger issue. He then says "I'll check the quality of your tears," at which point I burst out laughing.

Quality of my tears. What?

So much I could have said to him, been snarky about, but I just apologised (again) and said it was a funny phrase.

Anyway, I'm now having to lubricate my eyes twice a day because my tears aren't up to code anymore.

 

[Saltfountain]

Technically it was yesterday, but I've laughed again about it today when retelling the story...

At the opticians, towards the end of the eye test, he says he is going to check the back of my eyes. I'd already flinched twice and laughed and apologised for being so ugh about things close to my eyes/eyeballs. After this last check, he says I have dry eyes (new issue for me). He says he's going to put a couple of eyes drops in to lubricate my eyes and then recheck to make sure there's no bigger issue. He then says "I'll check the quality of your tears," at which point I burst out laughing.

Quality of my tears. What?

So much I could have said to him, been snarky about, but I just apologised (again) and said it was a funny phrase.

Anyway, I'm now having to lubricate my eyes twice a day because my tears aren't up to code anymore.

I could knee you in the clit if that helps...

 

[Tallulah82]

I could knee you in the clit if that helps...

I rarely cry, so let's give it a try. But I take no responsibilities what my reflex might be...

 

[Saltfountain]

I rarely cry, so let's give it a try. But I take no responsibilities what my reflex might be...

Vomiting probably

 

[dkak001]

Technically it was yesterday, but I've laughed again about it today when retelling the story...

At the opticians, towards the end of the eye test, he says he is going to check the back of my eyes. I'd already flinched twice and laughed and apologised for being so ugh about things close to my eyes/eyeballs. After this last check, he says I have dry eyes (new issue for me). He says he's going to put a couple of eyes drops in to lubricate my eyes and then recheck to make sure there's no bigger issue. He then says "I'll check the quality of your tears," at which point I burst out laughing.

Quality of my tears. What?

So much I could have said to him, been snarky about, but I just apologised (again) and said it was a funny phrase.

Anyway, I'm now having to lubricate my eyes twice a day because my tears aren't up to code anymore.

I'm allowed to laugh, as I sit here holding my bottle of Systane Hydration PF...

 

[Chillygirl]

A TikTok about a tentacle

 

[notexactlymelville]

This random-ass gif

 

[Saltfountain]

"On holidays, I usually visit orphanages and old people's homes to donate."

From the bio of a catfish on here...