What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[dkak001]

Noooooo.

I was, but I think I'm regretting that now...

 

[Sundayschild]

But haven't you always been the responsible one?

I can answer that

 

[MedicalMuse]

I can answer that

Yes you can

 

[NoObjection]

Every morning when I wake up, I say I don’t want to get up. Fuck I’m old.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

had the complete opposite today. Went to the supermarket and as I drove in at least three different people (all older than me), just walked across in front of me, giving me a look of "you'll have to wait sonny, I'm older than you".
Felt fucking fantastic

 

[Abeona1]

2 things. I can't believe I am going to say this
1 I bought corn plasters
2 I used them.
Oh fuck I've turned into my mother

 

[PotNoodle79]

Exhaustion of differing types

 

[Dogma52]

Remembering that you had to WIN to get a trophy!

 

[Abeona1]

Doing my job wrong and it's not even difficult

 

[bobb_sledd]

Waking up in the middle of the night to pee.

 

[sister jenny]

Waking up in the middle of the night to pee.

This! So much this!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Waking up in the middle of the night to pee.

Twice!

 

[miss_moon_beam]

I heard a child call my brother an old man. My brother who is 13 years younger than I am. I practically felt my bones creak.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Holding the lovely chubby baby of the girl who used to babysit my kids.- this was the good “fuck I’m old-

 

[Wonderer67]

Stopping after one beer cuz I felt full.

 

[Dearelliot]

Going up stairs at night and downstairs in the morning...one step at a time, both hands on the railing. I'm 91...it is hard...I mean, climbing the stairs.

 

[jonnoback]

I heard a child call my brother an old man. My brother who is 13 years younger than I am. I practically felt my bones creak.

Cod liver oil helps with that

 

[Johhnyrotten]

Stopping after one beer cuz I felt full.

not having one because i did not want to be dehydrated ! ugh

 

[miss_moon_beam]

Cod liver oil helps with that

In that case, I'll take a pint

 

[jonnoback]

In that case, I'll take a pint

Neat. That’s hardcore

 

[Ratchetman1982]

These damn knees

 

[SimplyMsT]

I say it every morning I get out of bed ...

 

[Paul_Chance]

Knowing every word to every song from an album that came out in 1987.

Hahaha and I can relate to this statement this morning. I was just loading an album into the stereo and reading the liner notes and I had one of those moments.

"This came out when? Noooooo....."

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Calling a captain on his last day at work and hearing him tell me that he has worked for the company for 7 years. (And making a crack about me no longer having any hair that isn't gray)

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Holding the lovely chubby baby of the girl who used to babysit my kids.- this was the good “fuck I’m old-

In my case a one night stand who had a baby. You run into that baby at a later date with a baby of her own.