What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[Crankbait88]

Pulling a muscle getting out of bed made me feel old

 

[AmberLGreen]

Waking up wet and not knowing whether to be pleased or worried

 

[NoObjection]

Being excited about stocking up the laundry detergents/conditioners and scent boosters this weekend…

It truly is a highlight.

Only someone approaching late 20s and above will understand.

Oh my love
Stop the sex talk. I can’t stand this erotic discussion. You neglected to mention NSFW and as a result I’m cumpromised.
God so hot so sexy so exciting instant boner.

 

[Wolfie605]

I got out of bed and every bone in my body popped as I began to walk my body adjusting and cracking to stand up straight

 

[cheekygirl75]

A third of a beer in the afternoon going straight to my head.

 

[paddyboi]

Catching myself, from falling off the hay wagon yesterday, and severely straining my rotator cuff.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

Just another flower and mind yer bitness

 

[LostHorizon]

Nothing, I actually feel pretty damn good today!