What made you laugh your ass off today?

now why couldn't either of my journalism profs have put it that simply?

much thanks. :)
 
Saw a woman with a mullet at WallyHell today. :)

Are they called mullets when women wear them?
 
Eilan said:
Saw a woman with a mullet at WallyHell today. :)

Are they called mullets when women wear them?
i think they're called "mullettes" on women. ;)
 
reader's digest's quote from a CD player's instruction manual:

this CD player automatically becomes portable when carried.
 
This is one of those things that you probably had to be there for, but what the hell. . .

I was trying to open a jar of salsa, and for some reason, it was being exceptionally stubborn. My husband heard me grumbling and came into the kitchen to ask if he could help. I handed the jar to him, and the lid went *pop* before he could even attempt to unscrew it. Son of a bitch.

We both had a good laugh over that one. :D
 
This is a letter from Dan Savage's most recent "Savage Love" column. I think he lifted this one right from the HT. :p

i am a 22 yr old man that thought i would be happy with my wife for the wrest of my life, but after a year of cheeting on my wife with her own mom, i am in love with her mom. she is 44 but she has the experience and beauty. we go wild in bed makin love for hours and she swollows which turns me like crazely. i dont want to be with my wife no more. what should i do?

Marreed Man

This helpful shit is harder than I thought. But here goes: A husband should be able to discuss anything with his wife, MM. You should be able to share your deepest secrets with her, your innermost thoughts, your fondest hopes for the future. When a man can't tell his wife that his hopes for the future include a lot more oral sex from her mom, then something is wrong. Your marriage could be in trouble. I urge you to seek counseling.
 
Eilan said:
This is a letter from Dan Savage's most recent "Savage Love" column. I think he lifted this one right from the HT. :p

LOL! jeez, it's written like he might have lifted it from YOU! Think you might have a big fan Eilan...
 
it's 23:13 right now, 100% humidity and 86 degrees...

And people wonder why I hate summer so much and love winter and snow..

Summer SUCKS ROCKS!!!
 
Eilan said:
This is a letter from Dan Savage's most recent "Savage Love" column. I think he lifted this one right from the HT. :p

i am a 22 yr old man that thought i would be happy with my wife for the wrest of my life, but after a year of cheeting on my wife with her own mom, i am in love with her mom. she is 44 but she has the experience and beauty. we go wild in bed makin love for hours and she swollows which turns me like crazely. i dont want to be with my wife no more. what should i do?

Marreed Man

This helpful shit is harder than I thought. But here goes: A husband should be able to discuss anything with his wife, MM. You should be able to share your deepest secrets with her, your innermost thoughts, your fondest hopes for the future. When a man can't tell his wife that his hopes for the future include a lot more oral sex from her mom, then something is wrong. Your marriage could be in trouble. I urge you to seek counseling.

Not only does he need counseling, he needs a good spell-checker program.
 
Nightbird said:
it's 23:13 right now, 100% humidity and 86 degrees...

And people wonder why I hate summer so much and love winter and snow..

Summer SUCKS ROCKS!!!
i'm with you bro... i love the high, biting winds and the snow, sleet, freezing rain or whatever decides to fall from the sky.
 
EJFan said:
i'm with you bro... i love the high, biting winds and the snow, sleet, freezing rain or whatever decides to fall from the sky.

Right now a little snow would be great. I'd even be tempted to run around the yard naked.
 
bobsgirl said:
Not only does he need counseling, he needs a good spell-checker program.
of course, you meant to say "counciling" right?
 
bobsgirl said:
Right now a little snow would be great. I'd even be tempted to run around the yard naked.
*singing*
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..." :devil:
 
Damn right I love it too..

EJFan said:
i'm with you bro... i love the high, biting winds and the snow, sleet, freezing rain or whatever decides to fall from the sky.
 
Scalywag said:
earlier my son and i were in my office finalizing some of his college stuff online. when we were done (about 9:30 or so) i noticed that my wife went to bed, so I went in and asked her if she wanted to go for a swim. the look on her face made me think she interpreted that as: you want to go skinny dipping?

I've never been skinny dipping. It sounds like the second best thing you can do when you're naked. ;)
 
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