What made you laugh your ass off today?

[EJFan]

something made me laugh my ass off a couple of weeks ago... but now it's too late. i'll try to remember to post next time.

 

[Macayo]

This picture made me laugh today!

http://www.generalcomics.com/dirty-cartoons-black-humor-pictures/5.jpg

Thank you,
Macayo

 

[velcroktty]

Long preceeding story -- cutting to the chase -- guy finally takes off his boots and it just cracked me up watching him stand there dumping water out of them

 

[Quoll]

get their little legs apart

LOL

Sad I know, what can I say, I'm a sucker for corny.

 

[Eilan]

Best first post ever? Well, maybe not, but it's damn funny!

Venerable ladies 45-60

 

[pleasteasme]

Upon going to the fine local movie rental establishment and perusing the perimiter with the "new releases" I was quite surprised and a little taken aback when I saw on the shelf Pirates ! I didn't realize Hollywood Video rents porn!

 

[EJFan]

Upon going to the fine local movie rental establishment and perusing the perimiter with the "new releases" I was quite surprised and a little taken aback when I saw on the shelf Pirates ! I didn't realize Hollywood Video rents porn!

rent before you buy... that's what i always say.

 

[Denae]

Best first post ever? Well, maybe not, but it's damn funny!

Venerable ladies 45-60

Thanks for linking us up with that thread; I wouldn't have seen it otherwise.

 

[pleasteasme]

rent before you buy... that's what i always say.

How did you know I was going to buy that one?!

 

[EJFan]

How did you know I was going to buy that one?!

who wouldn't?

 

[pleasteasme]

who wouldn't?

Good point.


Here is something worth a laugh: Upon hastily putting grubby clothes on and driving furiously to the emergency vet call...I arrive and two of my students giggle then full on laugh at me. I'm oblivious and ask why they are laughing.

Yeah, ummm, I put my shirt on inside out.

 

[EJFan]

Yeah, ummm, I put my shirt on inside out.

and all this time you've been trying to pass as a read head... you're actually a blonde.

 

[pleasteasme]

and all this time you've been trying to pass as a read head... you're actually a blonde.

I do have blonde streaks! Give me a little break, I had to change clothes, quickly, in a dark room...I did manage to get matching socks on and not forget any ummm, important garments.

 

[EJFan]

I do have blonde streaks! Give me a little break, I had to change clothes, quickly, in a dark room...I did manage to get matching socks on and not forget any ummm, important garments.

did somebody say streak?!?!?!

 

[pleasteasme]

did somebody say streak?!?!?!

Yes, but looks like you beat me to it!

 

[TBKahuna123]

four words: Purple-Headed Womb Ferret!!!

Thanks Recidiva, you made my day!

 

[EJFan]

one guy looking at my uncle's computer's desktop:

"wow... you sure have a lot of ICRONS on there."

 

[EJFan]

there's an article in my "men's health" newsletter today:

"the 30 hottest things to say to a naked woman"

 

[Saucyminx]

there's an article in my "men's health" newsletter today:

"the 30 hottest things to say to a naked woman"

And they are?? The suspense is killing me!

 

[EJFan]

And they are?? The suspense is killing me!

don't know... didn't read it. but you can if you'd like.

 

[bobsgirl]

don't know... didn't read it. but you can if you'd like.

Numbers 3, 6, 9, and especially 15 work for me. Boy, do they...

 

[EJFan]

Numbers 3, 6, 9, and especially 15 work for me. Boy, do they...

*quickly runs to read article and take notes on 3, 6, 9 and 15*

i didn't read it because i don't have any plans to run into a naked woman anytime soon.

 

[Recidiva]

four words: Purple-Headed Womb Ferret!!!

Thanks Recidiva, you made my day!

Hee hee...hee...you're welcome

 

[pleasteasme]

*quickly runs to read article and take notes on 3, 6, 9 and 15*

i didn't read it because i don't have any plans to run into a naked woman anytime soon.

Thanks for the reading material!

If anyone ever says these to me *and I happen to be naked at the time* I will be curious if they subscribe to Men's Health.

 

[Denae]

Numbers 3, 6, 9, and especially 15 work for me. Boy, do they...

Making the coffee after morning sex was one of my favorite things to do. I love the smell of the coffee beans and the sight of steam rising from a freshly brewed cup. When I carry a cup in to a lover who's sitting up in tussled bed sheets, I'm turned on before we take our first sips...