What made you laugh your ass off today?

pleasteasme said:
So, if I am obstinate a good amount of time...am I a sex-a-holic? :eek:
Woo...hooo! I qualify! I qualify! I qualify! :D

Anyone want to join me in a twelve fucks (err... twelve steps) program?
 
midwestyankee said:
Woo...hooo! I qualify! I qualify! I qualify! :D

Anyone want to join me in a twelve fucks (err... twelve steps) program?

Is this a pay-as-you-go program? ;)
 
My puppy...must be dreaming. She is barking a little in her dreams...and snoring, lol. :D
 
scalywag's location.

this actually made me laugh my ass off several days ago but i never posted about it. i hope it still qualifies even though it's not "today."
 
EJFan said:
scalywag's location.

this actually made me laugh my ass off several days ago but i never posted about it. i hope it still qualifies even though it's not "today."
No, it doesn't qualify. Get the fuck out of my thread!





:D
 
EJFan said:
you're fucktacular alright... one fucktacular asshat. :p
Ya know, just be glad you're on Lit. On some boards, you'd have to type "a$$hat." :cool:
 
Eilan said:
Ya know, just be glad you're on Lit. On some boards, you'd have to type "a$$hat." :cool:
on SOME boards i'd be considered cliquish. :rolleyes:
 
EJFan said:
well... now we know where doyle brunson spends his spare time.
I didn't get that, then I googled him, I actually saw him play on the telly once, anyway, do you mean because he's bald? You still coming down off your sugar high?
 
quoll said:
I didn't get that, then I googled him, I actually saw him play on the telly once, anyway, do you mean because he's bald? You still coming down off your sugar high?
Forgot I was quoting Mr Literal, I saw a tv show that he was on once.;)
 
quoll said:
I didn't get that, then I googled him, I actually saw him play on the telly once, anyway, do you mean because he's bald? You still coming down off your sugar high?
the cowboy hat made me think of him... thought maybe that was him stuck up her ass.

thanks for asking quoll... i'm quite calm now. but my vision sucks. i think i may have given myself diabetes last night.
 
quoll said:
Forgot I was quoting Mr Literal, I saw a tv show that he was on once.;)
LOL! that was a just a phase.

btw... while i'm here... couldn't you guys in australia come up with a better word than "willy willy" for a cyclone? i trust you weren't in the area that this storm hit last week. was it very bad anywhere near you?
 
EJFan said:
LOL! that was a just a phase.

btw... while i'm here... couldn't you guys in australia come up with a better word than "willy willy" for a cyclone? i trust you weren't in the area that this storm hit last week. was it very bad anywhere near you?
Nowhere near me, about 10 hrs Nth, although my niece, was on the edge of the affected area and for awhile the second one was heading straight for her town.
Down here we usually call the little ones willy willys (dust devils) perhaps it refers to the old joke about not getting that silly playing with only one dick.

Waiting for the ibeprofen to kick in.
 
Scalywag said:
I'm editing CAD files this morning. When I do this and need to edit similar entities a multiple of times, I do a lot of cut and paste, or just paste the same content over and over to several entities. When I do this, I usually zoom in, edit, and zoom out. With one hand on the keyboard and one on the mouse, I'm fairly quick and have usually zoomed out before I look back at the screen.

Well, I needed to take a break, and after reloading my coffee mug and letting the dogs out, I checked in to Lit to see what was happening before getting back to work.

So then I'm working again, zooming in and out and editing away, when all of a sudden I realize that I might have make the wrong sequence of keystrokes and mouse clicks. I look up at the screen to see where I am.....and I notice I have been pasting a midwestyankee quote to the text entries I have been editing. :D

Good thing this software has an excellent UNDO feature. :eek:
Just make sure you spell the name right. :D
 
Scalywag said:
I'm editing CAD files this morning. When I do this and need to edit similar entities a multiple of times, I do a lot of cut and paste, or just paste the same content over and over to several entities. When I do this, I usually zoom in, edit, and zoom out. With one hand on the keyboard and one on the mouse, I'm fairly quick and have usually zoomed out before I look back at the screen.

Well, I needed to take a break, and after reloading my coffee mug and letting the dogs out, I checked in to Lit to see what was happening before getting back to work.

So then I'm working again, zooming in and out and editing away, when all of a sudden I realize that I might have make the wrong sequence of keystrokes and mouse clicks. I look up at the screen to see where I am.....and I notice I have been pasting a midwestyankee quote to the text entries I have been editing. :D

Good thing this software has an excellent UNDO feature. :eek:

:D :D

At least it was Yank. He's an erudite fellow, and usually has something worthwhile to say.
 
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