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quoll said:
Yeah, but we need the eggs. :rolleyes: :eek:
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that was "men"... not "hen."

:D

have you ever seen sling blade quoll? if there's three of us, we can start a thread. there have to be three though... to avoid being cliquish. ;)
 
EJFan said:
bible says, two men ought not lay together... mmhmmm
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There is a rule about guys sharing a bed:

"It's ok to sleep hole to hole or pole to pole; never sleep hole to pole though..."


:eek:
 
pleasteasme said:
There is a rule about guys sharing a bed:

"It's ok to sleep hole to hole or pole to pole; never sleep hole to pole though..."


:eek:
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I remember when I was on tour with a theater compnay I shared a bed with the only other straight guy on the crew. It was all good until that night in New Mexico when we went to that chili cookoff. :cool:
 
TBKahuna123 said:
I remember when I was on tour with a theater compnay I shared a bed with the only other straight guy on the crew. It was all good until that night in New Mexico when we went to that chili cookoff. :cool:
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Ewwww...I can only imagine.

Dutch oven anyone?

;)
 
SweetErika said:
Hey! Why didn't anyone tell me my multiples and self-proclaimed excellence in all things sexual were enough to make me a porn star? :mad:

:D
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Now you know. :)
 
So I walk into the bathroom at work today and this guy at the sink turns around quick. I must have startled him when I came in cause he sure jumped. I looked down and this guy has a handful of pearly white goo running through his fingers. Now maybe my mind was in the gutter but my first thought was holy shit, this guy was amasturbating at the sink!He then turned around and started rubbing his hands together under the water.

That's when I realized they must have switch brands of liquid soap from the pink stuff to the white stuff. The funnier part is that when they filled the dispenser they put the nozzle in pointing to the side instead of down. So I relieved myself then went to wash my hands, and when I pushed it isntead of pouring into my hand it squirted out to splatter across the mirror. So here's the glob of white stuff running down the mirror.

It's a good thing I had just taken a leak because I was laughing so hard I would have wet my pants. :rolleyes:
 
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TBKahuna123 said:
So I walk into the bathroom at work today and this guy at the sink turns around quick. I must have startled him when I came in cause he sure jumped. I looked down and this guy has a handful of pearly white goo running through his fingers. Now maybe my mind was in the gutter but my first thought was holy shit, this guy was amasturbating at the sink!He then turned around and started rubbing his hands together under the water.

That's when I realized they must have switch brands of liquid soap from the pink stuff to the white stuff. The funnier part is that when they filled the dispenser they put the nozzle in pointing to the side instead of down. So when I pushed it isntead of pouring into my hand it squirted out to splatter across the mirror. So here's the glob of white stuff running down the mirror.

It's a good thing I had just taken a leak because I was laughing so hard I would have wet my pants. :rolleyes:
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is it just me or does anyone else find it hysterical that you walked into the bathroom AFTER taking a leak??? :D
 
EJFan said:
is it just me or does anyone else find it hysterical that you walked into the bathroom AFTER taking a leak??? :D
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No no no, I took a leak AFTER entering the bathroom, THEN washed my hands. Sheesh! I'll go edit the story to make sure no one else misunderstands. :rolleyes:
 
TBKahuna123 said:
No no no, I took a leak AFTER entering the bathroom, THEN washed my hands. Sheesh! I'll go edit the story to make sure no one else misunderstands. :rolleyes:
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lol... no editing necessary bro... the chronology of the event and the chronology of the writing just made my twisted mind think that way.
 
TBKahuna123 said:
No no no, I took a leak AFTER entering the bathroom, THEN washed my hands. Sheesh! I'll go edit the story to make sure no one else misunderstands. :rolleyes:
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Oh, come on. You know you used that plant in the corner and then went into the bathroom to wash your hands. :D
 
Eilan said:
Oh, come on. You know you used that plant in the corner and then went into the bathroom to wash your hands. :D
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Actually I used an empty Mt Dew bottle. I'm not usually allowed to leave my desk. :p
 
Eilan said:
Oh, come on. You know you used that plant in the corner and then went into the bathroom to wash your hands. :D
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You know I just thought about this, but we DID have something like that happen. A couple years ago the hallway was filled with this stench. We couldn't figure it out for weeks and finally I came around the corner and there was this homeless guy who wanders through occasionally standing there whizzing on the rubber tree in the corner. I was flabberghasted! He was right across the hall from the public restroom for cripes sakes! :rolleyes:
 
TBKahuna123 said:
Actually I used an empty Mt Dew bottle. I'm not usually allowed to leave my desk. :p
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Did you throw it on the side of the road afterward? I just learned that those piss-filled bottles on the side of the road are called "trucker bombs."

You know I just thought about this, but we DID have something like that happen. A couple years ago the hallway was filled with this stench. We couldn't figure it out for weeks and finally I came around the corner and there was this homeless guy who wanders through occasionally standing there whizzing on the rubber tree in the corner. I was flabberghasted! He was right across the hall from the public restroom for cripes sakes!
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Probably just marking his territory. :)
 
EJFan said:
i've actually done this. :eek:
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My hubby had to a few months ago when we were stuck in traffic for hours waiting to go over the pass. I really had penis envy that night. :rolleyes:
 
Scalywag said:
This actually happened yesterday. My wife rented 4 videos a couple days ago. One of them was 40 Yeaor Old Virgin (or something like that). yesterday she told me that if I was going to watch it, make sure the kids aren't around. I questioned why, and she said there was a lot of nudity, but couldn't (wouldn't) describe it, And she said she did not watch the entire movie.

I haven't watched any of the 4 she rented, but this one I have got to see before she takes them back tommorrow.
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It is a funny flick - good laughs!
 
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