What made you laugh your ass off today?

[EJFan]

my dog is funny as shit...

he almost always comes into the bathroom after i've gotten in the shower... he likes to lay on the vent next to the door and suck up the heat. because the vent is next to the door, there's also a doorstop on the wall in the general area. when i got out of the shower, he's lying there on the vent with the doorstop all bent over and half stickin' up his ass and he's lyin' there staring at it with a "what the fuck is this and why won't it stop" look on his face.

 

[bobsgirl]

my dog is funny as shit...

he almost always comes into the bathroom after i've gotten in the shower... he likes to lay on the vent next to the door and suck up the heat. because the vent is next to the door, there's also a doorstop on the wall in the general area. when i got out of the shower, he's lying there on the vent with the doorstop all bent over and half stickin' up his ass and he's lyin' there staring at it with a "what the fuck is this and why won't it stop" look on his face.

Who cleans that doorstop?

 

[Eilan]

Who cleans that doorstop?

 

[EJFan]

Who cleans that doorstop?

i usually put it in the freezer and save it for a refreshing treat on a hot summer day.

 

[Eilan]

i usually put it in the freezer and save it for a refreshing treat on a hot summer day.

 

[Quoll]

I'm sorry, but I read that as sensuous little farts.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Just stumbled across Scaly's posts in a breast augmentation thread on the PG.

 

[Lyrical Fool]

Hey you made it back, we were a bit worried about you.

A belated thanks I was out of town for the weekend and had internet (at that time) only when I was staying with friends.

When I returned, there was no access for quite a long time.

With all the rest of the catch up stuff, to be able to track down any responses to posts was an unfortunately low priority.

But thank you very much

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

I got the finger! I got the finger!

 

[EJFan]

great taste and CERTAINLY less filling... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less filling.

 

[Eilan]

great taste and CERTAINLY less filling... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less filling.

I'm not gonna taste it. Eeew.

 

[Quoll]

A belated thanks I was out of town for the weekend and had internet (at that time) only when I was staying with friends.

When I returned, there was no access for quite a long time.

With all the rest of the catch up stuff, to be able to track down any responses to posts was an unfortunately low priority.

But thank you very much

No worries, glad you didn't get washed away.

 

[pleasteasme]

Spending the afternoon with a crazy girlfriend, absorbed in the books in the Relationship section of the local Barnes & Noble!

 

[Eilan]

Earlier this afternoon my husband and I were at Wal-Mart with our two youngest kids. Our cashier was a white-haired woman who looked to be in her mid-to-late 60's or early 70's.

After the woman handed my husband the receipt, our two-year-old turned to her and said, "Bye, Grandma."

Well, she's probably someone's grandma.

 

[SweetErika]

Earlier this afternoon my husband and I were at Wal-Mart with our two youngest kids. Our cashier was a white-haired woman who looked to be in her mid-to-late 60's or early 70's.

After the woman handed my husband the receipt, our two-year-old turned to her and said, "Bye, Grandma."

Well, she's probably someone's grandma.

How cute is that? Thanks for the first big laugh of the day!

 

[bobsgirl]

Earlier this afternoon my husband and I were at Wal-Mart with our two youngest kids. Our cashier was a white-haired woman who looked to be in her mid-to-late 60's or early 70's.

After the woman handed my husband the receipt, our two-year-old turned to her and said, "Bye, Grandma."

Well, she's probably someone's grandma.

That's adorable! I bet she loved it.

My 18-month-old niece called me grandma the other day. I thought it was cute, but her mother was horrified.

 

[Eilan]

I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head.

It's 28 degrees, windy, and snowing, and some poor bastard is playing golf at the country club across the road from my house.

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head.

It's 28 degrees, windy, and snowing, and some poor bastard is playing golf at the country club across the road from my house.

I'm jealous.


That he has time for golf, that is, though there is a certain appeal to being in Eilan's neighborhood.

 

[Eilan]

I'm jealous.


That he has time for golf, that is, though there is a certain appeal to being in Eilan's neighborhood.

EJFan has already claimed the little cabin in our backyard, or I'd invite you to my neighborhood.

My husband always says that when it's cold enough to wear gloves on both hands, then it's too cold to play golf. Of course, we're not club members, so we can't play at the course across the road, anyway.

The guy should have waited until tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the 50's again. Fucked-up weather.

 

[SlickTony]

EJFan has already claimed the little cabin in our backyard, or I'd invite you to my neighborhood.

My husband always says that when it's cold enough to wear gloves on both hands, then it's too cold to play golf. Of course, we're not club members, so we can't play at the course across the road, anyway.

The guy should have waited until tomorrow. It's supposed to be in the 50's again. Fucked-up weather.

My husband used to say, "I play in the 80s. If it gets any colder than that, I go home."

 

[pleasteasme]

Finding out my book bag is waterproof by spilling my left over mocha in it when I got home...and all over the floor and my side. I am so not graceful!

 

[Saucyminx]

There was a beastly child carrying on in the grocery store and my 10 year old son watched him for a moment, looked at me and said "That kids needs a shock collar."