What kind of car are you, sexually?

[EJFan]

if you had to describe your sexual practices/prowess/experience as a car, what would it be, AND WHY?

for example:
maybe you're an SUV... large and powerful
maybe you're a Model-T... an innovator but out of production
maybe you're a compact import... fast, efficient and low maintenance

i'll give my repsonse later (i stole that from SW )... and no, before you say it scalywag, i'm not gonna say unicycle.

 

[Eilan]

Part of an Appalachian Picket Fence--Rusty, nonfunctional, and slightly decorative.

 

[EJFan]

Part of an Appalachian Picket Fence--Rusty, nonfunctional, and slightly decorative.

LOL. but this isn't a car, is it? has someone been hitting the smirnoff ice a bit hard?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

LOL. but this isn't a car, is it? has someone been hitting the smirnoff ice a bit hard?

Appalachian Picket Fences are made of cars that don't work. Doesn't matter what kind they are. I'm merely one nonfunctional car in a row of nonfunctional cars.

And I'm COMPLETELY sober, thanks.

 

[Quoll]

I would definitely be a Rolls.
A Rolls Canardly that is.


Rolls down hills, can 'ardly get back up again.


Ty Ty, Ty very much.

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

How's the computer doing quoll?

I haven't had the time or nerve to take the cpu in to be tested, although I'm fairly certain it's fried.

Right now I'm thumping along with a whopping 98 mb ram at a colossal speed of 200mhz, and I have to say it mhz alright.

Browsing is not too bad but posting can be a rather slow and tedious affair.

 

[bisexplicit]

I know nothing about cars. Therefore, I hate this poll.

You suck, EJ.

 

[bobsgirl]

I know nothing about cars. Therefore, I hate this poll.

You suck, EJ.

Sister bg shouts Hallelujah from the "Amen corner". I wouldn't go so far as to say you suck, EJ. Sorry, bi--He seems like a nice enough guy.

Give me some choices here. What kind of car is pretty reliable, not that gorgeous, and is looking for respectability?

 

[bisexplicit]

Sister bg shouts Hallelujah from the "Amen corner". I wouldn't go so far as to say you suck, EJ. Sorry, bi--He seems like a nice enough guy.

He says I have yeti feet. I can say he sucks.

Don't worry, it's all good.

 

[bobsgirl]

He says I have yeti feet. I can say he sucks.

Don't worry, it's all good.

Knowing full well I am opening myself to ridicule, what is 'yeti'? Is it bad?

 

[pleasteasme]

Something with low mileage considering its age. Good upholstery and tires. No rust, engine still purrs like a kitten....oh yeah, and in RED!

 

[Quoll]

Knowing full well I am opening myself to ridicule, what is 'yeti'? Is it bad?

Purely in the interest of providing factual information...

 

[bobsgirl]

Purely in the interest of providing factual information...

Ewww. Bi's right. EJ, you suck.

 

[silverwhisper]

i think of myself as being like a saturn: better performance than you might expect from looking at me, and very reliable. :>

ed

 

[KarenDee]

I think I'm like an old Volkswagon. It takes me a while to get up to speed, but once I'm rolling I can go forever on a full tank. People point their fingers and say "Wow, look at that...she's still going!" Plus the more you put your dipstick in and out to check my fluids, the happier I am. I've even been known to take baggage in the trunk as well. Put a new coat of paint on me once in a while, and I'll last forever!

And I can go in water too!

 

[Guest]

 

[jadefirefly]

I'm thinking something like a Dodge Neon.

Not everyone likes the shape, but generally regarded as cute, and reliable, but nobody's terribly surprised if something breaks. Doesn't make a lot of noise, and is pretty comfortable once you've broken it in. Good for getting around in, but you don't quite fit in if you take it to a fancy party.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

so, what's your story, edsel?

i'm enjoying reading these responses a LOT... very creative thoughts and fun to look through.

haven't really put my thing together. what kinda car has a disproportionately small engine?

 

[silverwhisper]

hummer? :>

ed

 

[Guest]

Hmmm..

I'm thinking something with a VERY loud engine..

 

[midwestyankee]

i'm enjoying reading these responses a LOT... very creative thoughts and fun to look through.

haven't really put my thing together. what kinda car has a disproportionately small engine?

How about a pinewood derby car, or a soapbox derby car?