What is the plural of MILF?

[jsmiam]

Hmm. Similar to how eel and elver (baby eel) parse into very different sounds (quick, someone smarter describe the language construct), would a younger (20s with a kid) MILF be a Melver?

 

[ElectricBlue]

I once wrote a LotR parody of the Phantom of the Opera with Frodo as Christine. I wish I still had it somewhere.

You are a very strange person, Wanda

 

[onehitwanda]

You are a very strange person, Wanda

I get that often.

 

[GuitarGawd41]

When in doubt about what the plural is, go Latin. As the MILF is a rare breed to be studied in their natural habitat, it only follows that a naturalist's identifier be placed. Thus, singular, MILF; plural, MILFi.

 

[GuitarGawd41]

And of course it would be a clutch of MILFi.

 

[onehitwanda]

When in doubt about what the plural is, go Latin. As the MILF is a rare breed to be studied in their natural habitat, it only follows that a naturalist's identifier be placed. Thus, singular, MILF; plural, MILFi.

MILF is feminine. Therefore, MILFae

 

[SimonDoom]

I once wrote a LotR parody of the Phantom of the Opera with Frodo as Christine. I wish I still had it somewhere.

Who's the phantom? Sauron, that tortured misunderstood soul?

I gave you my music,
Forged the one true ring.
And now, how you betray me
To destroy it and to slay me . . .

 

[GuitarGawd41]

I bow to your nerdy (and I say that in the most aroused and best of ways) expertise. May we now proceed to the intellectual foreplay?

 

[GuitarGawd41]

Not you, Simon. My heart belongs to Wanda now.

 

[onehitwanda]

Who's the phantom? Sauron, that tortured misunderstood soul?

I gave you my music,
Forged the one true ring.
And now, how you betray me
To destroy it and to slay me . . .

I hadn't quite got that far, but the opera-within-an-opera had lines like "The trumpeting mumakil sound".

And there were lines where people kept confusing Frodo with a girl and having to correct themselves. It was so bad.

 

[onehitwanda]

May we now proceed to the intellectual foreplay?

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[Handley_Page]

MsILF ???

 

[Priscilla_June]

Hmm. Similar to how eel and elver (baby eel) parse into very different sounds (quick, someone smarter describe the language construct), would a younger (20s with a kid) MILF be a Melver?

Still Milven, its less an age and more of a status thing.

 

[SimonDoom]

Not you, Simon. My heart belongs to Wanda now.

I'm hurt, deeply, but I would have made the same choice.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I bow to your nerdy (and I say that in the most aroused and best of ways) expertise. May we now proceed to the intellectual foreplay?

To gain access to Wanda's heart you must defeat her in a battle of GIFs and MeMes. Many have tried and failed miserably, so I am not giving you any chances, to be honest. Your only hope is to obtain The Sword of Thousand Truths, travel to a faraway land that hides in the mists of South American jungles, and kill the nine-headed chimera. You need to make a cloak out of chimera scales and use it to go through a portal that leads to a parallel dimension. There you need to bang the Kraken and kill the Nymph... or is it the other way around?! Anyway, once you accomplish that, the guardians of that realm will give you access to their most prized possession - The ultimate MeMe, rumored to be able to impress even Wanda.

P.S.
It is only a rumor

 

[Djmac1031]

To gain access to Wanda's heart you must defeat her in a battle of GIFs and MeMes. Many have tried and failed miserably, so I am not giving you any chances, to be honest. Your only hope is to obtain The Sword of Thousand Truths, travel to a faraway land that hides in the mists of South American jungles, and kill the nine-headed chimera. You need to make a cloak out of chimera scales and use it to go through a portal that leads to a parallel dimension. There you need to bang the Kraken and kill the Nymph... or is it the other way around?! Anyway, once you accomplish that, the guardians of that realm will give you access to their most prized possession - The ultimate MeMe, rumored to be able to impress even Wanda.

P.S.
It is only a rumor

*turns away defeated, dumps flowers and chocolates in garbage, slow walks away to sad piano music*

 

[onehitwanda]

To gain access to Wanda's heart you must defeat her in a battle of GIFs and MeMes. Many have tried and failed miserably, so I am not giving you any chances, to be honest. Your only hope is to obtain The Sword of Thousand Truths, travel to a faraway land that hides in the mists of South American jungles, and kill the nine-headed chimera. You need to make a cloak out of chimera scales and use it to go through a portal that leads to a parallel dimension. There you need to bang the Kraken and kill the Nymph... or is it the other way around?! Anyway, once you accomplish that, the guardians of that realm will give you access to their most prized possession - The ultimate MeMe, rumored to be able to impress even Wanda.

P.S.
It is only a rumor

Also, not to put too fine a point to it, you'd better have a spectacular rack and look 10/10 in ebony plate. Wanda is nothing if not capricious.

Also, freckles. Oh, and you'd better be a three Michellin star pastry chef.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Also, not to put too fine a point to it, you'd better have a spectacular rack and look 10/10 in ebony plate. Wanda is nothing if not capricious.

Also, freckles. Oh, and you'd better be a three Michellin star pastry chef.

I was giving the guy the easy part first, you know. I didn't want to scare him off...

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I stumbled on this purely by accident, being a great fan of Jeff Jacques' Questionable Content web comic. If one looks to bottom right, the comment, this question was apparently raised a couple of years ago. Jacques felt it was 'milves'. The lady with the red hair is in that category, so to speak; the two are talking of her ex.

 

[onehitwanda]

I stumbled on this purely by accident, being a great fan of Jeff Jacques' Questionable Content web comic. If one looks to bottom right, the comment, this question was apparently raised a couple of years ago. Jacques felt it was 'milves'. The lady with the red hair is in that category, so to speak; the two are talking of her ex.

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Oh my God, I Questionable Content so much. Aurelia is hilarious but Martin's mum wins hands down.

 

[Ian_Snow]

Sorta related, but what would you (in no serious way) call a group of MILFs? Like a group of crows is a murder, what would a group of MILFs be? A gag(gle) came to mind but I know someone out there can do better.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Sorta related, but what would you (in no serious way) call a group of MILFs? Like a group of crows is a murder, what would a group of MILFs be? A gag(gle) came to mind but I know someone out there can do better.

I feel like "coven" sounds dark and apt, but "orgy" probably goes with the sex theme better.

 

[onehitwanda]

a raven of milves. As in ravenous. Or a glut of milves if you're in the wrong pub.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Perhaps a "coalition"? Yes, that's normally reserved for cheetahs, but there is no name for a collection of cougars.

 

[yowser]

a raven of milves. As in ravenous. Or a glut of milves if you're in the wrong pub.

Cannot imagine what it's like in the right pub.