What is the plural of MILF?

[John_Vandermeer]

In my story A Mother's Girls-Weekend (already linked near begining of this thread) I had a pack of four MILFs called "a pride" (as in lionesses) by both the narrator and the MMC. But it was appropriate because they were not just MILFs, they were Dommes on the prowl for libidinous young men of precisely the sort that want to have a sexfest with a pack of MILFs. Making them easy prey.

 

[onehitwanda]

Cannot imagine what it's like in the right pub.

more other women than my tongue can handle...

alas, those days are long behind me, and I was never much of that kind of girl. More's the pity.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Oh, please. A group of milves is clearly an experience.

 

[onehitwanda]

Oh, please. A group of milves is clearly an experience.

Only afterwards.

Before, it's a terror

 

[SimonDoom]

How about a MAELSTROM of Milves.

 

[Fatdog25]

I still like MUNCH of Milves

 

[MediocreAuthor]

 You've got to remember it's only Mother's that you'd LIKE to fuck.

Gotta remember that it may be ultimately unattainable.

A lust of Milves

 

[Paul_Chance]

Hahaha - great little thread, I am all in on Milves! I'll have to work it into a story some how. "A Murder of Milves".

 

[MediocreAuthor]

At least four people brought up a "murder" of Milves.

Either people here are comparing moms to crows, or you think Milves are unusually violent.

Regardless, please don't talk to me or my coalition of MYLVES ever again.

 

[Paul_Chance]

At least four people brought up a "murder" of Milves.

Either people here are comparing moms to crows, or you think Milves are unusually violent.

Regardless, please don't talk to me or my coalition of MYLVES ever again.

Hahaha - for me, it was the whole crow thing. But, it would be an excellent title for an erotic murder mystery.

 

[onehitwanda]

or you think Milves are unusually violent.

Death by snu-snu!

 

[Rob_Royale]

I feel like "coven" sounds dark and apt, but "orgy" probably goes with the sex theme better.

My mother used to host a book club of females of the 35+ persuasion and I'll admit to my fantasies, but based on that group, a group of MILFs would be a "squabble"

 

[AwkwardlySet]

A Squad of Milves...
First mission: Going commando...

 

[Fatdog25]

Only afterwards.

Before, it's a terror

Or a fantasy...

 

[Priscilla_June]

Oh, please. A group of milves is clearly an experience.

Oh thats good

 

[oneagainst]

I feel like "coven" sounds dark and apt, but "orgy" probably goes with the sex theme better.

An earache of milves. True. Or you've never been standing in the carpark at school pick up.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Death by snu-snu!

I'm currently working on a collaborative femdom story about a Viking who gets marooned on an island full of 7+ ft tall Amazonian women.

I cannot get enough of the death by Snu-snu jokes.

 

[Athalia]

"Motherly Inamoratas, Lost Virginity Easily Simulated"

Galadriel: Come, Frodo, join me in my Milven bower.

Frodo: You are too generous, my Lady.

Galadriel: Not at all. I've never had a hobbit in my bower before. Your feet, they're so . . . hairy. So appealing. So masculine.

Frodo (blushing): Thank you, my Lady. I feel like I shouldn't be here.

Galadriel: I'll be the judge of that. It feels hot in here, don't you think? Could you help loosen my tunic?

Frodo: I couldn't think of doing that, Lady! I'm not worthy.

Galadriel (looking stern): You're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you, halfling?

Ah, been reading "Bored of the Rings" again, Simon?

 

[SimonDoom]

"Motherly Inamoratas, Lost Virginity Easily Simulated"



Ah, been reading "Bored of the Rings" again, Simon?

It's one of my inspirations.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Job Opportunity for Milves

An exceptional and robust lion (feline age: seven years) is actively seeking to establish a pride of Milves. This position is ideal for Milves between the ages of 4 and 8 years who are in excellent physical condition, possess honed hunting skills, and exhibit a healthy sexual appetite.

In return, selected candidates will receive comprehensive protection from potential dangers within the forums reserve (most predatory threats are over 10 years old, so there should be minimal concerns).

Interested applicants are kindly requested to submit their resumes to the Mod. Rest assured, confidentiality is guaranteed.

I'm either reporting this for violating Literotica's age rules, or bestiality rules. Your call, Tilan.

 

[Seadog777]

I'm currently working on a collaborative femdom story about a Viking who gets marooned on an island full of 7+ ft tall Amazonian women.

I cannot get enough of the death by Snu-snu jokes.

YES!!!

Crushed pelvises.

I like you now.

 

[SimonDoom]

I still like MUNCH of Milves

You've won me over. That's the perfect collective term for Milves:

Teddy entered Mrs. Pillsbury's back yard through the side gate, pool net in hand and ready for cleaning. He turned the corner, and there they were, in bikinis, short shorts, and little skirts, gathered all around the blue chlorinated water, standing, seated, and staring at him, botoxed and bejeweled: a munch of Milves.

 

[ElectricBlue]

A nest of recalcitrant wives.

 

[Pabiporffor]

I wonder how many lit stories it would take before milves gets officially recognised as a word.

 

[yowser]

An Overflowing of MILFs

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