Scentofawoman
shifting my paradigms
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2012
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I do NOT hump men's legs!
Koalas like gums, not guys.
I was going for the Aussie cuteness! Honestly!
The other facts are good to know.
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I do NOT hump men's legs!
Koalas like gums, not guys.
Oh that was a fabulous shower, Scent! Thanks for suggesting it!
Oh look it's a little Jett!
The best thing in the world to clear the mind! Keep on keeping Respy! All it takes is that first step!
Ironically, it's the opposite for me. Summer here is too darn hot! But winter is lovely for being out and about. Crisp mornings but clear skies and sunshine. Daytime temps are comfortable enough to be out and about with maybe just a light jacket - if at all. Great for walking.
Welcome. Wonder how much better it would have been if I was there?
True! You could have scrubbed my feet! You can reach them easier than I!
No short jokes!
that baby koala bear is adorable. i want one. i'll name him Jett and teach him to say bikkie.
At the risk of doing irreparable harm to our tourism industry ... there's a reason the koala is not on our Australian coat of arms.
It's a bad-tempered bastard.
You would be too if your diet consisted only of highly acidic gum leaves and no water. Koalas do not drink. Their urine smells like intensely concentrated Eucalyptus oil. Mixed with manky fur it is not pleasant. They have sharp claws and are not afraid to use them on each other or you.
So call him Jett (if you must ) but you'll probably have more success teaching him to say "fuck you".
BTW koalas sleep all day, get up at night to eat and piss on each other's trees and communicate in grunts. A model man!
*reading the cons* shoot, and i thought having one as a pet would be nice. sounds like i'd be better off with a wolf pup.
*waving at Jett* hi, there!
that tonight is the last night in my own bed for 6 months. Tomorrow i leave the people that have become my friends and my family to go away for work. I will miss them more than i miss my blood family.
Wishing her good luck
thanks, i cried tonight as we all said goodnight. what kinda hurt was the man i was sleeping with couldnt be bothered giving me a hug goodbye but the rest of the family did.
Well....that sux...I'm sorry...I'd hug you
Confusion. Absolute confusion.
Me too. It must be contagious.