RjThoughts
I'm The Rojodi!
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I'm watching Blazing Saddles. It's just so funny.
No. I do not want coffee and beans, thank you.
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I'm watching Blazing Saddles. It's just so funny.
No. I do not want coffee and beans, thank you.
Golly sir. You use your tongue better the a $20 whore.
Nights like tonight should happen more often... Good times
I really need to stop putting off the inevitable.

I really need to stop putting off the inevitable.
Whenever I hear that goofy tune played by the ice cream truck driving down these streets, for a brief moment, I consider running from my house, barefoot and only half dressed, with a wild look in my eyes and manic grin on my face, clutching fistfuls of cash, and madly racing down the road and waving my arms about like a crazy man, screaming, "Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!!!" as I chase down that jolly little truck of sweet, sugary goodness.
But then I think better of it.
Besides, if I'm really going to do that, I ought to be completely nude. Just balls out, penis bouncing and flopping as I run through the streets.

Perhaps I should come by in my French maid outfit and vacuum your flow for you.The vacuum hates me. It harbors deep seated dark feelings towards my toes in particular. The feelings are mutual Dyson, the feelings are mutual indeed!