FantasySlut
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HAHA, have you ladies been checking my trash can of failed inventions?![]()
How could I ? I don't have a teleporter

But your reply just told us lol
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HAHA, have you ladies been checking my trash can of failed inventions?![]()

How could I ? I don't have a teleporter
But your reply just told us lol
So humor us, what are the failed inventions?Damn, I busted myself.
So humor us, what are the failed inventions?![]()
LolI plead the 5th
Although I treasure my solitude, I have a feeling it's going to be a lonely weekend for me.

Cell phone does wondersNot looking forward to the weekend. Three days with no Lit is too damn long.

Lol
You're no fun.
I don't know. Why don't we ask slinger lol
lol! That is an excellent suggestion! I noticed he posted a tampon launcher earlier...not sure why he had that in his photo arsenal..![]()
Then build that teleporter thingy and come visitI know I'm boring and expecting another boring weekend, even more boring because of the extra day.

Then build that teleporter thingy and come visit![]()
lol...that made me crack up girlee...
those were tampoons..for extra raggy days..
i wish i did have a teleporter...id be an amazingly happy boy! and busy!


Raggy days for who? Lol
You've got that right lol - not you, me![]()
You aren't right ... but you know this already lolfor whomever is raggy!!
so you'd want me to pop over and wear you out good? i know you are way overdue for a spanking..
You aren't right ... but you know this already lol
Who said I needed to be spanked![]()

Shame on me for questioning the all mighty slingerof course im right..silly woman
I said...and im right about that too..![]()
Shame on me for questioning the all mighty slinger
Oh thank you, all mighty one. I wouldn't have been able to sleep if you had noti forgive you..![]()
Oh thank you, all mighty one. I wouldn't have been able to sleep if you had not