ShinyNewbie
Nerdy and proud
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I wish I had something in my Tylenol bottle...my head is killing me.
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I don't know. I've never had the same quality orgasm with a toy that I have with a man.
That being said, I've never tried a strap-on. We'll have to see if that opportunity presents itself![]()
....touche..
I love women.. I even have women friends.. I'm just messin.![]()

That sounds like a party! Everyone's having fun!Ours has been a joy.... One girl wearing the strap-on with him taking her too. It's a joyful little pile we have fun with now and again
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Wait....you have female friends?
Wow.
Aren't you just God's gift to women, eh?![]()
Um, we prefer the term "cum palace." "Dumpster" is too derogatoryyes.. I do. Women are more to me than JUST cum dumpsters!!!
thanks for saying so..

Um, we prefer the term "cum palace." "Dumpster" is too derogatory![]()
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yes.. I do. Women are more to me than JUST cum dumpsters!!!
thanks for saying so..

Um, we prefer the term "cum palace." "Dumpster" is too derogatory![]()
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You decide where you make your deposit then- the dumpster, or the palaceIf i'm referring to a woman as a "cum dumpster"....chances are I couldnt care less what her preferences are.. yanno?
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Because we all deserve to be treated like royaltyLOL @ cum palace![]()

*takes out little "reasons I hate men" book*
*#367 cum dumpster.....*
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lol....pussy.
I saw one earlier that made me chuckle..... "penis pot hole"
You decide where you make your deposit then- the dumpster, or the palace
Because we all deserve to be treated like royalty![]()
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If i'm referring to a woman as a "cum dumpster"....chances are I couldnt care less what her preferences are.. yanno?
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[laughs]Bah ha ha! Sweet talker!No...you all don't. But I dont consider you to be the dumpster type..![]()


Bah ha ha! Sweet talker!
I'd still invite you to visit my palace![]()
Lol
You and your suckers.

if you see this drive up...come runnin!!!!
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ6do96nSOw5SMECz0-TbiWed5wrTniFz4V_fDjVRMSPTnPOa12g
awww....for me? [laughs]
Careful, I'm the damn Taj Mahal.![]()
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Sweety your van really could use a new paint job.
Just sayin'
maybe....but the shocks are good and the shag carpet in the back is new.

I was just playing myself down a bit...i actually have a huge cock..
http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20120127/n4f234c33a0c30.jpg