What is and what should never be

Nexxus

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You have prepared.
You have mentally accepted certain truths about yourself and your place in the moment.
There are tens of thousands of people around all basically there for the same reason. Some are veterans, some are novice, some are just bored senseless. You won't go see her you tell yourself. You are lightly shaking with anticipation wondering if she'll "accidently" see you, but you will do your best to avoid that scenerio. You are absolutely sure she does not want to have contact.
You're calm. You're relaxing. Your muscles are no longer tense.
She walks straight up to you, and with a smile sent from the heavens says "hi."
You're dumbfounded (more than usual). "How can this be?" you say to yourself. There is no way on Gods green earth she would have wanted to see you, much less converse, you were certain!
"Were" certain.
Oh God! What now. AND SHES BEAUTIFUL!!
But not that tall.
Your struggling against the ropes. Shes hit you with a left and you weren't even expecting to be in the freakin' ring! She's cute and smart and hot and knowing, all at the same time and all of a sudden you feel like the teacher has asked you to stop over HER house after school for something she can't take care of at school and you don't know if all your wild fantasies are gonna come true or she's gonna give you that recipe your Mom asked her for.
But I'm getting off track (duh!)
Your stomach is doing flips. Is she there to tell you you are a cad to your face or is she just going to torture you with her mind and body (oh my, what a body)?
She asks you if you would still like to have lunch, and somehow your mouth moves on its own and says yes. Your brain is screaming "stop, idiot. Be cool, be aloof, be something, stop staring at her chest!"
You never thought you would have the chance to say you're sorry in person. You never thought you would have the chance to POSSIBLY be charming all over again. And you have 40 minutes now to right a terrible wrong.
Oh...and she made you a sandwich with her own little hands (oy).
What do you do?
 
HEY! This guy is asking for your help, and all you people can do is mock him?

I am disgusted with each and everyone of you.

Seems like all you're concerned with is making jokes and driving away new people who might just have something important to say. I don't know how you can live with yourselves.

[This message has been edited by Lasher99 (edited 06-03-2000).]
 
take a deep breath and relax! don't chew with your mouth open or make those smakie noises either, use your napkin and say thank you that was the best sandwich you ever had (even if it wasn't)
 
Lasher how was that? I did my best to help him out
 
Much better, shylady. Now if everyone here was as helpful as you and I, this BB would be such a wonderful place....
 
Oh for heaven's sake!

You reach into your shorts and pull out that Baby Ruth that you've been selfishly keeping for yourself and offer HER dessert!

I would've thought this was the simple and obvious solution to everyone.

Hmmm...keeping ourselves on a bit of a short leash, Lash? It's not working...facetious or sarcastic, you're STILL exposed, oh shit, oh dear.
 
Ah, Gil, humor comes in many forms...some more subtle than others.
 
WOW! This guy has a wacked out stream of consciousness working here...Let me get this straight...your hanging with 10,000 or so of your friends..some of whom are ex soldiers and most of 'em are bored when this hot chick walks up says Hi and the nails ya with a left(was it a hook or a cross?) then you go to your teachers house to get a recipe and eat a sandwich made with munchkin hands Is that about right...

And I thought I cornered the market on weirdness ;)
 
Lasher, its nice to know the rumors are true.
To the rest of you, well...
nothing. I just can't think of anything. Except maybe its very odd that you all focused on the sandwich, which tells me you're all way too hungry, or you associate a good man as a good eater...um...wait thats probably correct but for an altogether different reason.
Either way thank you for all the silliness. I, of course ate the sandwich and thanked her and bought her chocolate chip cookies.
You know, being a gentleman and all and realizing the high expectations of this particular BB community.
Be careful, I noticed how much trouble you're all getting in for being so mean to us outsiders.
Oh, and Gil... its more like a Charleston Chew.
 
WTF??? :confused:

Can anybody tell me what this thread is about??? Other than the funny parts in the middle...

btw Nexxus, since you registered your now one of us.. Scary thought isn't it?? Your not an outsider anymooooore.

[This message has been edited by magic merlin (edited 06-03-2000).]
 
There's a bomb on a bus. If it's speed drops below 50, it'll explode. What do you do...?

[This message has been edited by MADDOG (edited 06-03-2000).]
 
Ever see the webs spiders spin when they're on acid? They're awfully similar to this...
 
uGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG... running from the room.... I just want some decent wholesome sex!!!!! I can't be expected to think also!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it doesn't have to be decent, or wholesome, actually I kinda like these threads.
 
Someone needs 30 lashes, right across his hands so he cant type his particular brand of sweetness....
getting out my swatter..."SPLAT" <removing the bug>, oh my it is one without a stinger,

um, explains alot, these particular bugs are suppose to be deadly, but i see they are just a ...bug.
 
Thumper,

Ya get my vote on this one.

Nexxus,

Thanks for setting me straight. As MagicMerlin pointed out, you've chosen to become "one of us". So welcome aboard and good luck with the young lady.

Chatmic and Lasher,

Good to see you two mixing it up. I'm looking forward to many hours of your spirited rivalry. Chatmic, give as a good as ya get, Lasher can take it. Lasher, too true on the subtlety thing. Innuendo, double entendres, facetiousness, tongue-in-cheek, etc. seem to frequently fly by unnoticed. I'm guessing it's the inherent nature of this medium.

Deborah,

Never doubted the existance of Hicksville any more than that of Apple Valley. With the passing of Roy Rogers, we need a new celebrity, so we're glad to have the good doctor, infamous or not! However, are you sure he didn't clone sheep from humans rather than vice a versa? Considering the sheep-like genetic tendencies found in so many humans, doesn't that seem more logical? Hmmm...on the other hand, I have noticed fewer Basque shepards watering their flocks here this year, concomitant with larger crowds of people aimlessly wandering down Highway 18, wearing bells on their necks and baa...baaabbling. Well, sheep dip! I really hate mutton! <aimlessly wanders off, muttering and babbling to himself>
 
There really is a Hicksville NY in case you thought Nexxus was BSing us here. It's not far from New York City.

Hicksville is rather infamous for that doctor who cloned humans from sheep. I understand that this doctor has now moved on to Apple Valley CA.
 
Glad to see I wasn't the only one that had a hard time following this thread. I read the original post before anyone had responded, and have to admit my initial thought was to just type one sentence. "Eat the sandwich."
That was the only thing that stuck in my mind- he had said there was a good sandwich offered.
 
And I thought I was the only one who knew about that particular "infamous" sheep doctor, Deborah...

BTW, do you remember if this particular Doc was male or female? I've always been confused on that point. If I remember right, that particular "infamous" sheep doctor always worked under a fake name, but I can't remember all the details....



[This message has been edited by Lasher99 (edited 06-04-2000).]
 
Yes I have seen the Doctor here in Apple Valley...He told me that the Lashman had missed his last appointment and that without that last injection, he could start reverting back to his old self...
which according to this doctor was, Lambchop -the sock puppet.
 
Who's on the bus???

If it is abunch of attorneys and politicians...I say we slam on the brakes!
 
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