What if?????

[SeaCat]

What if all Televangelists were taken over by Aliens. (Would we know the difference?)

What if beauty truly was what we are shown by the models.

What if we charged the government and companies dealing with it for our trash and sewer. (After all isn't one mans trash another mans treasure?)

What if women suddenly found themselves in charge?

Cat

 

[Guest]

What if men finally figured out what women want?

Perdita

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What if men finally figured out what women want?

Perdita

Well, I don't think there is much danger of this one coming true any time soon! LOL

What if you went over to a total strangers house and mowed their lawn for them? Do you think they would complain?

 

[Carl East]

You're not in the forest when the tree falls down, are you sure it made a sound?

Carl

 

[gauchecritic]

You're not in the forest when the tree falls down, are you sure it made a sound?

Carl

What if... Your friend was and he mailed you the noise as an attachment?

 

[Carl East]

What if the attachment got lost in the net, could he prove he sent it?

Carl

 

[SeaCat]

What if men finally figured out what women want?

Perdita

Hah, we would have to be able to read minds. Of the same coin, what if women actually told us what they wanted?

Cat

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there, is he still wrong?

 

[Carl East]

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there, is he still wrong?

Yes. lol

Carl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

If a man is lost in the city and there are no women with him, will he still NOT ask for directions?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If a man is lost in the city and there are no women with him, will he still NOT ask for directions?

I know it's right around here somewhere... Let's try this street!

 

[cloudy]

If there was no such thing as remotes, would a man watch a channel for more than 7 seconds?

sorry guys. You know I love you, but I just couldn't resist.

 

[Guest]

...if women actually told us what they wanted?

That's the rub, man. We tell you all the time, but you don't seem to be listening. P.

p.s. I have even spelled it fucking out at times.

 

[KarenAM]

Whut if ther wer noe spel chekerz in cumpoters?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If there was no such thing as remotes, would a man watch a channel for more than 7 seconds?

sorry guys. You know I love you, but I just couldn't resist.

Yes, because getting up to change channels would become almost like work!

Don't worry cloudy, I still love you!


What if chocolate was good for you? Would it still taste as good?

 

[cloudy]

Yes, because getting up to change channels would become almost like work!

Don't worry cloudy, I still love you!


What if chocolate was good for you? Would it still taste as good?

Absolutely not!

Part of the fun is the rich sinfulness.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What if every time you sneezed, you had an orgasm?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

What if every time you sneezed, you had an orgasm?

Pepper would be a restricted drug.

 

[Guest]

What if every time you sneezed, you had an orgasm?

They'd find a cure for the common cold.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What if wealth was measured in terms of happiness instead of dollars, euro, pounds, camels?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[Black Tulip]

What if Columbus never discovered America?

Sorry, couldn't pass this one up.

Hey, I still love you all.

Perdita said:What if the pope were really infallible?

That is not funny, that's scary!

 

[cloudy]

What if Columbus never discovered America?

I'd still be here

 

[CharleyH]

and worse than that......what if there was never indoor plumbing????????????

~A~questioning the universe

Well, since you asked, lets go back, WAY back to the medieval days, or middle ages (who knows) when there was no such thing. No, instead there were public pits, and the commonplace stress and danger was not passing a mob of 50 children, but accidentally loosing your foothold, and slipping, sliding down the slope . . .

So to answer your question? Shit happens.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: What if?????

Well, since you asked, lets go back, WAY back to the medieval days, or middle ages (who knows) when there was no such thing. No, instead there were public pits, and the commonplace stress and danger was not passing a mob of 50 children, but accidentally loosing your foothold, and slipping, sliding down the slope . . .

So to answer your question? Shit happens.

LOL!

What if you came up smelling of roses?

Lou