What if?????

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: what if??

What if the whole twin thing was all a hoax- and there was really only one of them???

Then the world would be a better place by 50%

 

[gauchecritic]

There was a porn video called "Edward Penis-hands"....

There is.

 

[Guest]

There is.

hilarious.. i can say no more.. my dreams have come true

 

[SeaCat]

What if Saddam Insane was Bushes evil twin?

What if conception was a God Given Miracle?

What if sex was (gasp) illegal?

What would happen if everyone in the world had an orgasm at the same time?

And finally, (for me at least,) what if everone in the world realised their deepest sexual desires at the same time?

Cat

 

[Wildcard Ky]

What if peace suddenly broke out all over the world? It wouldn't last long because all of the suddenly unemployed people would start another war to get their jobs back.

What if PETA suddenly won their cause and it became illegal to eat meat? What would we do with all the cows?

 

[Guest]

what if milli vanilli didnt lip sync?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

what if we are all trapped inside Ivana Trump's hair!!!!

 

[cloudy]

 

[Guest]

what if we are all trapped inside Ivana Trump's hair!!!!

wouldnt that make us the sweedish swim team????

 

[gauchecritic]

what if it all turns out that it's one big joke?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

what if it all turns out that it's one big joke?

What if it turns out the God just has a really weird sense of humor...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

what if your toes were penis's (would the dildo industry flounder?)

Then I would be reading “The Tantric Podiatrist.”

Mary Kate was Ashley's parasitic twin?

What if the whole twin thing was all a hoax- and there was really only one of them???

It's all done with mirrors!

It WAS a hoax! It was all done with minors.

How would it look if haute couture was bargain priced, and bag ladies wore it?

 

[Guest]

roflmao

Then I would be reading “The Tantric Podiatrist.”

VB... The Tantric Podiatrist. marvelous! i like the way your mind works.. that could be a wonderful story.. just think of the play on words!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What if life really went the way we wanted it to, would we find happiness or grow weary for having nothing to reach for?

 

[cloudy]

that sounds like the Stepford Wives, but on a grander scale

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What if life really went the way we wanted it to, would we find happiness or grow weary for having nothing to reach for?

Without the chance of defeat, victory wouldn't be much of a thrill.


What if for one day, everyone had to be nice to everyone else?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What if for one day, everyone had to be nice to everyone else?

We could call it...christmas!
That is a great thought though, It would be lovely.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

We could call it...christmas!
That is a great thought though, It would be lovely.

It wouldn't apply to me of course. I'm a perfect angel all the time.

(Oh yeah, and I'm a rotten liar.)

Speaking of Christmas... What if there was really only one fruitcake in the whole world and it has just been going around and around for all this time?

 

[RenzaJones]

What if

-BET really was Black entertainment television ?


-You could drink milk and love life?

-The real world was a drunken party like the T.V show

-Beyonce really could sing?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

We could call it...christmas!

Dysfunctional family dinner. Old antagonisms boiling over. New antagonisms breaking out. Fights about the presents. Fights with the presents

Patricide, matricide, sororicide, fratricide, uxoricide, and just normal, everyday garden-variety scragging.

Violence, bloodshed and recrimination.

Yes, ma’am, that’s family Christmas!

PS - Ms Deviant,

There must be more than only one fruitcake in the world. We have two in our immediate family, and several more amongst the cousins.

 

[destinie21]

What if there really was a valley of the dolls?

What if Olivia Goldsmith didn't meet her demise in a botched face lift ?

What if botox was a weak strain of botchilism and women injected it in their faces to be more beautiful because they mistakenly assume that the appearance of youth is always beautiful?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

PS - Ms Deviant,

There must be more than only one fruitcake in the world. We have two in our immediate family, and several more amongst the cousins.

Oops, my bad on the fruitcake. But has anyone actually bought one?

What if they could lock people up just for being really stupid. How many people would be left?

 

[gauchecritic]

What if they could lock people up just for being really stupid. How many people would be left?

It is the stupid ones they lock up. The clever ones haven't been caught. (along with the rich ones)

What if most stand up comedians were actually funny?

Gauche

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What if most stand up comedians were actually funny?

Gauche

I heard once that there are a couple of funny ones. I just haven't seen them yet.

 

[Guest]

What if the pope were really infallible?

Perdita