What if Mike Yates and doll parts were to get married?

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I hope I'm raptured away before that happens.
 
I'd much rather marry Susan Slaughter from ghost hunters international.
 
I tried introducing them some time ago.
Unfortunately, mike is apparently afraid of pussy, and dolly has apparently got a Dom/sub thing going (and is also only about 35% functional).
Sad, because I'd have liked the entertainment of the pregnancy threads:
Why is my belly getting bigger?
Can a baby suck the entire life-force out of a mother and kill her?
Is it normal to develop extra nipples?
If the mother of your offspring develops extra nipples, does that mean she's really the anti-christ?
I'm scared to breasfeed. What if it bites off my nipple?
How did the Illuminati talk me into becoming a father?
 
I tried introducing them some time ago.
Unfortunately, mike is apparently afraid of pussy, and dolly has apparently got a Dom/sub thing going (and is also only about 35% functional).
Sad, because I'd have liked the entertainment of the pregnancy threads:
Why is my belly getting bigger?
Can a baby suck the entire life-force out of a mother and kill her?
Is it normal to develop extra nipples?
If the mother of your offspring develops extra nipples, does that mean she's really the anti-christ?
I'm scared to breasfeed. What if it bites off my nipple?
How did the Illuminati talk me into becoming a father?

lmao :D
 
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