What happened to the lesbians?

[onehitwanda]

Hmm, guess I need to reevaluate our dynamic...

The old switchawooooooooo

 

[redgarters]

Homemade sandwich, extra dill-dough, and a generous spread?

Sounds delicious. Or perhaps some meat-free sausage. Depends on the vibe...

 

[THBGato]

<niche Shakespearean pun>
"What would you like between your buns?"
"Nothing."
</niche Shakespearean pun>

You could call it the 'plain Jane'.

 

[onehitwanda]

I still think there's a market for a patisserie named Amuse-bouche, with appropriate decor and staffing.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

<niche Shakespearean pun>
"What would you like between your buns?"
"Nothing."
</niche Shakespearean pun>

You could call it the 'plain Jane'.

This thread is much ado about nothing smh.

 

[onehitwanda]

This thread is much ado about nothing smh.

want a sandwich?

 

[StillStunned]

Judging by all the awful puns in this thread, I'd make a great lesbian.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

want a sandwich?

Make me a sandwich! Put me between a pair of pillowy brioche buns and drizzle me in sauce.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Judging by all the awful puns in this thread, I'd make a great lesbian.

Cant leave this thread until you pun. Dems the rules.

 

[StillStunned]

Cant leave this thread until you pun. Dems the rules.

And what punishment do I risk otherwise...?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

And what punishment do I risk otherwise...?

 

[onehitwanda]

Put me between a pair of pillowy brioche buns and drizzle me in sauce.

I'm all out of sauce, but I'm sure I could come up with something. Would a quick bit of jam do?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Would a quick bit of jam do?

You butter believe it.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm all out of sauce, but I'm sure I could come up with something. Would a quick bit of jam do?

~ She don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vaseline...~

-Flaming Lips

 

[onehitwanda]

~ She don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vaseline...~

-Flaming Lips

It's a terrible day to be literate.

 

[StillStunned]

It's a terrible day to be literate.

Literoticate.

 

[Bramblethorn]

<niche Shakespearean pun>
"What would you like between your buns?"
"Nothing."
</niche Shakespearean pun>

Now you mention it, many of Shakespeare's puns are about niches.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Now you mention it, many of Shakespeare's puns are about niches.

I thought they were about vaginas.

 

[redgarters]

Every time, I read Shakespeare's buns...

 

[THBGato]

I thought they were about vaginas.

Except when they were about willies. As he says: "Whoever has her wish, thou has thy will".

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Every time, I read Shakespeare's buns...

Shakespeare’s Buns and Puns… a book cafe I could spend the day in.