What happened to the lesbians?

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Seems like the lesbian sex category is withering away? Been running 3-4 stories a day for awhile now, vs like 10 stories for the other main categories. Seems very odd. Where did all the lesbian writers go? Were they mostly AIs?

 

[AwkwardlySet]

They are busy training their secret underground army. They are doing it underground because they have no balls, of course.

I'm dead, I know.

 

[StillStunned]

They are busy training their secret underground army. They are doing it underground because they have no balls, of course.

I'm dead, I know.

I thought it was because they have a tendency to go down.

 

[TheLobster]

That's odd. I'd expect the average to be about 6-9 stories a day.

 

[StillStunned]

Time for those lesbians to strap on their writing gear.

 

[onehitwanda]

That's odd. I'd expect the average to be about 6-9 stories a day.

Listen, you should be glad anything's being posted given that I (and the other ULA upper echelons) are drowning in more new applicants than our tongues and fingers can handle.

We're doing our best. Poor @Jackie.Hikaru 's developed stress fractures and @Cagivagurl 's on an enforced break from... ahem... group activities.

Send glitter and chocolate please.

 

[StillStunned]

Listen, you should be glad anything's being posted given that I (and the other ULA upper echelons) are drowning in more new applicants than our tongues and fingers can handle.

The patriarchy would be worried if there was any possibility of you lot stopping what you're doing to actually rise up. I mean, half of you are probably tied up anyway.

 

[onehitwanda]

The patriarchy would be worried if there was any possibility of you lot stopping what you're doing to actually rise up. I mean, half of you are probably tied up anyway.

Sadly, no. The Warden of the Keys is on leave of absence. So we're doing what we can with pillows and wet tee shirts, but it's not the same...

 

[Bramblethorn]

It's Pride Month. Everybody's out in the streets pelting passers-by with rainbow glitter or summat.

 

[StillStunned]

Sadly, no. The Warden of the Keys is on leave of absence. So we're doing what we can with pillows and wet tee shirts, but it's not the same...

I never figured you lot for having a Key Warden. Just lots of Gatekeepers.

 

[SimonDoom]

"What Happened To The Lesbians?" sounds like a bad dystopian future sci fi movie.

 

[StillStunned]

"What Happened To The Lesbians?" sounds like a bad dystopian future sci fi movie.

And the porn parody: "What's Eating The Lesbians?"

 

[THBGato]

Sorry to derail the thread with a serious response, but I know a few regular writers in the genre (not me) are holding back stories until submissions for the Summer Loving competition open.

If there are others doing the same, it might explain the slow down.

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm sure they will be back before you know it, lickety-split.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Sorry to derail the thread with a serious response, but I know a few regular writers in the genre (not me) are holding back stories until submissions for the Summer Loving competition open.

If there are others doing the same, it might explain the slow down.

My typewriter broke...
I took it down to the repair shop and they laughed at me.
Said I would have been better off taking it to the antique store....
Then he said something about a laptop. So I slapped him with my handbag and said. "You lay one hand on my lap and you will be sorry....

 

[Cagivagurl]

The patriarchy would be worried if there was any possibility of you lot stopping what you're doing to actually rise up. I mean, half of you are probably tied up anyway.

Nice to know we are a lot....
I suspected we were only a few.

 

[Areala-chan]

Yeah, so, uh, turns out we're going to need a lot more honey, chocolate, and batteries if you want us to increase our output. Remember to like, comment, and subscribe, consider joining our Gay-treon (tiers start as low as $3/month) to unlock premium content sooner, and if our Moan-lyFans page gets to two million subscribers, we'll release a special, uh, omnibus anthology of something or other! That's all for now, catch you in the next one!

 

[Britva415]

Were they mostly AIs?

Wiseguy, eh? Woop-woop-woop!

 

[gunhilltrain]

And the porn parody: "What's Eating The Lesbians?"

Reminds me of Patti Smith's "Summer Cannibals."

And they spread themselves before me
An offering so sweet.
And they beckoned and they beckoned
Come on, darling, eat.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Seven Lesbian stories published today.

It has begun...

 

[onehitwanda]

Seven Lesbian stories published today.

It has begun...

Three kinks for ginger chicks under the sky,
Seven for the noirettes in their beds alone,
Nine for blonde waifs willing but dry -
One for the dark queen on her leather throne,
in the land of Lesbos, where the women writhe.

One kink to rule them all,
One kink to find them,
One kink to bring them all
and in the Darkness, try them.
In the land of Lesbos, where the women writhe.

with apologies to... everyone, really.

 

[YDB95]

"What Happened To The Lesbians?" sounds like a bad dystopian future sci fi movie.

Maybe I'll use that title for my Nude Day story...

 

[Voboy]

I think they're all busy editing. Some stories need a lot of stuff cut out, and they're good with scissors.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Listen, you should be glad anything's being posted given that I (and the other ULA upper echelons) are drowning in more new applicants than our tongues and fingers can handle.

 

[Cagivagurl]

The Isle of Lesbos
Where wistful women debate
The use of fingers so dextrous
Unlike the warriors of Nixos, their partners do not have to inflate