What do you NOT TRUST?

[Saltfountain]

I don't know how you're not a best-selling wank author yet. You speak with such poetry.

Shut your trap you tart...

It's flapping like your fanny on a windy day




That's the British usage of fanny

 

[cactusjack0584]

I feel called out. I don't always like/love, or comment but yeah, it happens, unlike my posting photos which never happens. I didn't realise this made me untrustworthy.

Not calling you out… well maybe… am I?
You know what… I am!!
That’s right…
https://media1.tenor.com/m/3oxeGcPVzysAAAAd/im-calling-you-out-the-beast.gif

 

[cactusjack0584]

I mean, you could always post dumb, AND your arse... (please, please, please, please...)

Also I second this…
Any opposed? No… alright…
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7btVoLSH9tuPSeOI/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952tynkxra2az43sxm8m4lthru2zplhj3bung8ouxiw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[QwertyMaster]

My mad skillz.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My heart.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

My older dogs when they are asleep at times..
Why do they sleep like they're unalive?
*Shallow breathing, no moving

Scares me!!

I don't trust them

 

[cheekygirl75]

My older dogs when they are asleep at times..
Why do they sleep like they're unalive?
*Shallow breathing, no moving

Scares me!!

I don't trust them

I thought you were going to say something about the farts I don’t trust sniffing around my older dog when she’s asleep.

 

[kyblue12]

Chameleons… little fucks never show their true colors.


Not to be confused with @chame1eon who has liked a couple of my posts and seems trustworthy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I thought you were going to say something about the farts I don’t trust sniffing around my older dog when she’s asleep.

Don't trust farts after drinking a lot of beer

 

[No_6]

Number One

 

[EvaLane]

Lasagna. I won’t expand, but… no one should trust lasagna.

 

[Qky75]

Lasagna. I won’t expand, but… no one should trust lasagna.

Since I make mine from complete scratch I trust my lasagna thoroughly. Ok I don't strain my own ricotta but that's on a bucket list. I do in fact grow my own tomatoes and basil. I make my own lasagna noodles.....I am a control freak.

 

[Qky75]

I don't trust non-dairy creamer. Like what sort of cow did that come from?

I don't trust hotdogs...I lived next to a hot dog factory... I've seen them walk off the truck - literally.

I don't trust other people's meatloaf unless I've watched them make it ... sometimes not even then.

I don't trust seafood on a buffet.

 

[LostHorizon]

Lasagna. I won’t expand, but… no one should trust lasagna.

I just finished eating… lasagna!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Lasagna. I won’t expand, but… no one should trust lasagna.

I feel like a therapist would have a lot to say about that

 

[morelikeasong]

Men who make a big show out of being nice

 

[cheekygirl75]

My ability to get from X (office) to Y in 18 minutes during rush hour.

 

[lliicckkss]

people who use the right turn lane to not turn just to try cut people off at lights

 

[cactusjack0584]

People who are in an unreasonable good mood at work… like seriously no this isn’t fun it’s work
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2JhOVyjSHGejoXXq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952lmvtg0q1ywlff05b1ygki3ju9tjslppmm0jdfjdl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

A fart

 

[Treeview]

The government of my country

NO trust of the MAGAts. I do trust the state government this term

 

[No_6]

The mirror.

 

[EvaLane]

I feel like a therapist would have a lot to say about that

“She won’t stop talking about lasagna. It’s every single session. The girl has real trauma, Madeline, I’m talking real shit, but all she ever brings up is how she doesn’t trust lasagna and -”

Cheryl chokes on her words, throwing her hands in the air like she’s reached her limit.

“And the worst part? She’s right! She’s right! Lasagna makes no damn sense!”

Madeline adjusts her glasses slowly, like she’s been preparing for this moment her whole career, the bridge of her nose sighing under the weight of all those degrees and unmet expectations of making a difference.

“Cheryl,” she says, barely blinking. “Your session ended ten minutes ago.”

And that’s why therapists need therapists.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Sizes on clothing… same size and same brand but different color - fit is way off. Let alone same size different brand.

 

[Foxed]

“I won’t cum in your mouth”. I’ve fallen for that a few times…