What do you NOT TRUST?

[Tallulah82]

Maybe some deep knee bends would be healthier for you?

What I want to know is how does Barbie have so many nice things when her knees don't even bend??? Hmmm.

 

[bobb_sledd]

What I want to know is how does Barbie have so many nice things when her knees don't even bend??? Hmmm.

She bends at the hips, especially when facing away.

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't trust any fucker who is overly nice to me. I'd rather you just be upfront and say you're looking for a wank, than trying to build up a 'friendship' that lasts only as long as your hard-on does.

Wow. Tallulah is really aggressive today.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I don't trust any fucker who is overly nice to me. I'd rather you just be upfront and say you're looking for a wank, than trying to build up a 'friendship' that lasts only as long as your hard-on does.

Wow. Tallulah is really aggressive today.

Yup! No wants real friendships here!
No… wait …

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I don't trust any fucker who is overly nice to me. I'd rather you just be upfront and say you're looking for a wank, than trying to build up a 'friendship' that lasts only as long as your hard-on does.

Wow. Tallulah is really aggressive today.

But can we be friends again when the hard-on returns?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Someone who says they have zero regrets or thinks they've only made right decisions

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I not trust Populist (and there are many!)

 

[Melodi24]

This tech support guy I'm currently chatting with, we are getting nowhere. I feel like he may have me go outside, stand on my head and see if that works

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

This tech support guy I'm currently chatting with, we are getting nowhere. I feel like he may have me go outside, stand on my head and see if that works

Thats would still probably just be a weird attempt at getting you to show your boobs

 

[Melodi24]

Thats would still probably just be a weird attempt at getting you to show your boobs

Well fuck, at this point if it would work I'll try it

 

[Pad_Foot]

DM’s out if the blue from women I’ve never said ”Hi” to

 

[cocokittysurprise]

A big butt and a smile.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Well fuck, at this point if it would work I'll try it

lol... This is Jake from state farm... what can I help you with today?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

A big butt and a smile.

You posted to the wrong thread.

That belongs in the "things you love thread"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

DM’s out if the blue from women I’ve never said ”Hi” to

You need quote marks around women also

 

[ky81nea]

Someone who says they have zero regrets or thinks they've only made right decisions

that can;t happen unless they feel nothing. everyone has regrets

 

[Pad_Foot]

You need quote marks around women also

True.. unfortunately

 

[cocokittysurprise]

You posted to the wrong thread.

That belongs in the "things you love thread"

I'm just following the instructions given to me by Bell Biv Devoe.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

that can;t happen unless they feel nothing. everyone has regrets

Insert meme of dude getting a "no ragrets" tat

 

[SimonSex]

Discounted sushi

 

[Amethyst_Dream]

When people make fake promises.

 

[gisade]

Lasik or similar surgery. I dont like the idea of my eyes being worked on for cosmetic reasons. I'll stick with glasses and contact, thank you very much

 

[Trubbycat]

My cat anywhere near the kitchen

 

[F3x0r]

People mostly, as a collective, not as individuals.

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

Umbrellas. You’re holding a lightning rod above your head in a storm.