What do you NOT TRUST?

[Crownvic]

News media..

 

[Trubbycat]

A cat when you have to get up and get a napkin from the kitchen

 

[Qky75]

The heart. Trust your brain; your heart is stupid as fuck.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Stick-on bras.

They don't stick well? That doesn't seem like a problem

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Society's sweethearts male or female

 

[cactusjack0584]

Coworkers… specifically to do their job, or at the very least put some modicum of effort into not making mine more difficult

 

[nostuff]

People who request champagne in a standard glass.

Or martini glasses. Why the hell would anyone use a martini glass?

 

[Trubbycat]

Or martini glasses. Why the hell would anyone use a martini glass?

Half of my martini winds up all over the place before I've even had a sip.

 

[SoCalAshley]

People who are telling me that 2025 won't be as batshit shit crazy as 2024.

 

[Anastasia1999]

They don't stick well? That doesn't seem like a problem

They only stick well if you have a couple of poached eggs vs. a couple of grapefruits.

 

[lindi_85]

“This is a safe space”

Oh and

“We’re all family here”

 

[shewantsmore]

The new government

 

[bobb_sledd]

Without verification I trust none of what I read, a portion of what I’m told, and only half of what I see.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

My daughter: “Oh it’s just allergies”.

No. Not in January. With a fever. You cannot go out.

 

[Taegul]

Anyone who doesn't like dogs.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The heart. Trust your brain; your heart is stupid as fuck.

Our brains lie all the time! All the time! You ever hear of color blindness? Fucking brains.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“This is a safe space”

Oh and

“We’re all family here”

HR is not your friend either.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Anyone who doesn't like dogs.

Anyone who dogs don't like.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Litsters who have never posted a photo but constantly like/love/etc and/or comment on everyone else’s photo posts.

 

[Taegul]

Anything with a pulse.

 

[ericalauren]

I would never trust a meme that refers to the vagina as a “birth canal”.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is politics an acceptable answer?

 

[munch2much]

Is politics an acceptable answer?

Oh god yes!

Anyone with £billions

 

[dkak001]

A buddy of mine once said he never trusts anything that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die...

 

[Trubbycat]

My pets anywhere near something edible or semi-edible.