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Dear Sparkly Sweetie,

Sigh. Worn? A flat hairy ass is probably not best suited to a pretty sparkly g-string, I’d feel I wasn’t giving the garment the respect it deserves.

Gifting? Is that done before jerking off into them or after? Who would want that?

Finally. “Ignoble”? You impertinent holiday elf. Spankings will be in your stocking. :p

Rabbit

Chilies were in the chili. Cornbread was buttered on top and in the middle.
Dear Ignoble,
All asses are appreciated in the land of tinsel. If you feel unsure, might I suggest some panties that emphasize! You’ll be amazed how round a few socks will make your butt look!
You present a challenging question. I’ve asked around, but it may take a small research project to know for sure
Spankings?! 🤭 If my Lit crush or Tîmothée will deliver them, I’d be sure to send a picture of the resulting handprint
Tinsel Queen
PS The more chili, the better!
PPS Difficult to tell whether TC has sent a dickpic… do you guys not have some way to differentiate? Will continue the search
(btw obvs a joke, please don’t start sending dickpics guys who have tried)
 
Dear Ignoble,
All asses are appreciated in the land of tinsel. If you feel unsure, might I suggest some panties that emphasize! You’ll be amazed how round a few socks will make your butt look!
You present a challenging question. I’ve asked around, but it may take a small research project to know for sure
Spankings?! 🤭 If my Lit crush or Tîmothée will deliver them, I’d be sure to send a picture of the resulting handprint
Tinsel Queen
PS The more chili, the better!
PPS Difficult to tell whether TC has sent a dickpic… do you guys not have some way to differentiate? Will continue the search
(btw obvs a joke, please don’t start sending dickpics guys who have tried)
I usually put cross eyed googly eyes on the tip and a little mustache underneath.
 
Religious-backed lust hits all of my sexual pressure points that I’ve never addressed through therapy.

I’m one lapsed nun from a crisis of conscience.
 
Then tinsel tits, you’ll just have to tell me someday what you want for uniqueness. 🤣
What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath, stumble for words, squirm for his touch; the cock of he who knows where to touch me and how, speaks the words I yearn to hear, understands what it is I crave… that’s the uniqueness of cock I wanna see
Or someone nice and jacked
You know the sort
 
What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath, stumble for words, squirm for his touch; the cock of he who knows where to touch me and how, speaks the words I yearn to hear, understands what it is I crave… that’s the uniqueness of cock I wanna see
Or someone nice and jacked
You know the sort
“I’m so close” - Bill Murray, Groundhog Day
 
What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath, stumble for words, squirm for his touch; the cock of he who knows where to touch me and how, speaks the words I yearn to hear, understands what it is I crave… that’s the uniqueness of cock I wanna see
Or someone nice and jacked
You know the sort
*looks down at his very un-jacked self and quietly sulks away*
 
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