Advent Tease

[Apisto42]

Dear valued oglers,
Our mailbox seems surprisingly empty for this time of year, other than the usual craziness from Ignoble Moon Rabbit, (teasing of course!)
Perhaps a song, a dance performance, a play in our names?
Tinsel Queens

Puppet show?

 

[Theatreslut]

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME18LENR

I’m having fun finding uses for tinsel

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Puppet show?

A puppet show would actually qualify under one of our earlier mentioned terms and conditions. What say you @MiaBabe23 ?

 

[drobert44]

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME18LENR

I’m having fun finding uses for tinsel

Well, it’s certainly bright!

 

[MiaBabe23]

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME18LENR

I’m having fun finding uses for tinsel

Oh damn that’s hot…!

 

[MiaBabe23]

A puppet show would actually qualify under one of our earlier mentioned terms and conditions. What say you @MiaBabe23 ?

Forsooth! Let us revel and applaud at whatever play, show or production that might follow!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Forsooth! Let us revel and applaud at whatever play, show or production that might follow!

Verily I say to you
Should the hopes of a play ring true,
My tinsel pic I shall share
I will post it without a care!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Dear Sparkly Sweetie,

Sigh. Worn? A flat hairy ass is probably not best suited to a pretty sparkly g-string, I’d feel I wasn’t giving the garment the respect it deserves.

Gifting? Is that done before jerking off into them or after? Who would want that?

Finally. “Ignoble”? You impertinent holiday elf. Spankings will be in your stocking.

Rabbit

Chilies were in the chili. Cornbread was buttered on top and in the middle.

Dear Ignoble,
All asses are appreciated in the land of tinsel. If you feel unsure, might I suggest some panties that emphasize! You’ll be amazed how round a few socks will make your butt look!
You present a challenging question. I’ve asked around, but it may take a small research project to know for sure
Spankings?! If my Lit crush or Tîmothée will deliver them, I’d be sure to send a picture of the resulting handprint
Tinsel Queen
PS The more chili, the better!
PPS Difficult to tell whether TC has sent a dickpic… do you guys not have some way to differentiate? Will continue the search
(btw obvs a joke, please don’t start sending dickpics guys who have tried)

 

[OwlBear]

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME18LENR

I’m having fun finding uses for tinsel

I love your imaginative use of this Christmas staple...I hope someone is there to take advantage of your tinsel-cuffs? Very hot!!!

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Ignoble,
All asses are appreciated in the land of tinsel. If you feel unsure, might I suggest some panties that emphasize! You’ll be amazed how round a few socks will make your butt look!
You present a challenging question. I’ve asked around, but it may take a small research project to know for sure
Spankings?! If my Lit crush or Tîmothée will deliver them, I’d be sure to send a picture of the resulting handprint
Tinsel Queen
PS The more chili, the better!
PPS Difficult to tell whether TC has sent a dickpic… do you guys not have some way to differentiate? Will continue the search
(btw obvs a joke, please don’t start sending dickpics guys who have tried)

I usually put cross eyed googly eyes on the tip and a little mustache underneath.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I usually put cross eyed googly eyes on the tip and a little mustache underneath.

That still only narrows it down by a third…

 

[Apisto42]

That still only narrows it down by a third…

And for special occasions, a sailor hat.

 

[MiaBabe23]

And for special occasions, a sailor hat.

Again, this still isn’t narrowing it down much

 

[Apisto42]

Again, this still isn’t narrowing it down much

Then tinsel tits, you’ll just have to tell me someday what you want for uniqueness.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Religious-backed lust hits all of my sexual pressure points that I’ve never addressed through therapy.

I’m one lapsed nun from a crisis of conscience.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Religious-backed lust hits all of my sexual pressure points that I’ve never addressed through therapy.

I’m one lapsed nun from a crisis of conscience.

I don’t know whether to giggle at this or like it… but there are at least tinsel boobs here

 

[MiaBabe23]

Then tinsel tits, you’ll just have to tell me someday what you want for uniqueness.

What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath, stumble for words, squirm for his touch; the cock of he who knows where to touch me and how, speaks the words I yearn to hear, understands what it is I crave… that’s the uniqueness of cock I wanna see
Or someone nice and jacked
You know the sort

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath,

(Whispers to @MiaBabe23 'I'd be careful asking for that around here. ')

 

[Apisto42]

What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath, stumble for words, squirm for his touch; the cock of he who knows where to touch me and how, speaks the words I yearn to hear, understands what it is I crave… that’s the uniqueness of cock I wanna see
Or someone nice and jacked
You know the sort

“I’m so close” - Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

 

[MiaBabe23]

(Whispers to @MiaBabe23 'I'd be careful asking for that around here. ')

Difficult not to *giggles*

 

[MiaBabe23]

“I’m so close” - Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

Dare I ask how, Snowman?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What I want?
The cock of he who makes me struggle for breath, stumble for words, squirm for his touch; the cock of he who knows where to touch me and how, speaks the words I yearn to hear, understands what it is I crave… that’s the uniqueness of cock I wanna see
Or someone nice and jacked
You know the sort

*looks down at his very un-jacked self and quietly sulks away*

 

[MiaBabe23]

*looks down at his very un-jacked self and quietly sulks away*

But you’re Jack, does a Jack need to be jacked to be appealing?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Christmas is coming,
And the goose is getting fat.
But we know you're all really waiting
For our tinsel tits STAT!

 

[Theatreslut]

Not tinsel tits just yet, but some more tinsel play

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME18MF7Y