What do you envy about the opposite sex?

[DarkLover]

This is the flipside of my previous thread "What do you like/dislike about being a guy/girl?"

What do you envy about the opposite sex?

As a guy, I'd have to say I envy the ability women have to affect a relationship--especially when it comes to sex. Basically most men have only one sexual setting--and it's "On." Women seem to be able to flip theirs on or off, or at least leave it off longer.

Along with that comes the ability to use your looks to turn men into bumbling idiots. HandFan comments about the joy of having breasts. It's weird how you women can have those there to show off when you want a man's attention but if you catch a man looking you can accuse him of being a pervert. Yet some of you go around dressing in ways that we couldn't fail to notice you. It's freaking crazy!

So what do the rest of you envy about the opposite sex?

DarkLover

 

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[Guest]

Yes - I have penis envy.

 

[pcsocake]

i envy that men can be so casual about the way they look.

 

[HandFan]

I really envy men when it comes to the physical aspects of sex. Men seem to be able to shut off their brains easier while they are in the act so that they get more joy quicker and easier then we do. Plus, I suspect without being able to prove it, that men get slightly more physical pleasure then women do, and maybe it's because they don't have chore lists, kids, and as many insecurities rolling around in their heads while they are in bed. I envy my husband for his ability to get hard and ready to go so quickly, where as for me, my brain doesn't seem to want my body to have pleasure unless certain guidelines are met. It often feels like a war between body and mind for me and I really hate that.

Plus, men got the far easier anatomy to pleasure....hell I stil have trouble figuring out exactly what my vagina wants half the time, and I've been playing with it for most of my life! The thing acts like a combination lock sometimes!

 

[Mr. Mann]

HandFan's thoughts on the "combination lock" are good .. but I am not so sure that men get more pleasure from sex, although I am sure this varies from person to person.

I've always envied women's ability to masturbate without having to plan for what to do with the cum they are gonna squirt everywhere. (although I am sure there are some rather rare women who get so wet that this is a challenge for them)

I am also jealous that many women can masturbate almost anytime anywhere without even using their hands... just by rubbing their legs together just right.

I am green with envy that women are often capable of, like, 45 different types and magnitude of orgasm.

You ladies may have a complicated pre-launch sequence, but when you make yourlaunch window and the count goes down, you are blasting off to outer space visiting stars and planets and generally going where no man has gone before.

Men are more like lawn mowers... you yank the cord hard and fast and we just go back and forth on the lawn for awhile.

 

[phoenix1224]

One word:

Multiples.

 

[uksilverlining]

HandFan's thoughts on the "combination lock" are good .. but I am not so sure that men get more pleasure from sex, although I am sure this varies from person to person.

I've always envied women's ability to masturbate without having to plan for what to do with the cum they are gonna squirt everywhere. (although I am sure there are some rather rare women who get so wet that this is a challenge for them)

I am also jealous that many women can masturbate almost anytime anywhere without even using their hands... just by rubbing their legs together just right.

I am green with envy that women are often capable of, like, 45 different types and magnitude of orgasm.

You ladies may have a complicated pre-launch sequence, but when you make yourlaunch window and the count goes down, you are blasting off to outer space visiting stars and planets and generally going where no man has gone before.

Men are more like lawn mowers... you yank the cord hard and fast and we just go back and forth on the lawn for awhile.

That is so true and so hilariously put. As far as I am concerned anyway, consider yourself appointed as the official spokesperson for the male sex

 

[HandFan]

Quoting MrMann

I've always envied women's ability to masturbate without having to plan for what to do with the cum they are gonna squirt everywhere. (although I am sure there are some rather rare women who get so wet that this is a challenge for them)

(Panties aren't exactly the best thing for trying to soak up one's juices, to this I can claim expertise! Plus, at least with guys, most of your fluid comes out all at once with a little trickle after, whereas with some of us girls it takes awhile for all of our juices to get to the exit, and let me tell you it is no fun to have a sudden trickle of copious fluid in your pants 20 minutes after you thought it was safe to put them on after masturbation, lol!)

I am green with envy that women are often capable of, like, 45 different types and magnitude of orgasm.

(I'm so far I can only count about 6 different kinds of orgasm, but maybe I'm not practicing right or enough. giggle, smurk! )

Men are more like lawn mowers... you yank the cord hard and fast and we just go back and forth on the lawn for awhile.

(This was the funniest thing I've read today, thanks! Hey, at least you don't have to have the law mowed in perfectly straight lines to get your gardening kicks! )

 

[uksilverlining]

Quoting MrMann

I've always envied women's ability to masturbate without having to plan for what to do with the cum they are gonna squirt everywhere. (although I am sure there are some rather rare women who get so wet that this is a challenge for them)

(Panties aren't exactly the best thing for trying to soak up one's juices, to this I can claim expertise! Plus, at least with guys, most of your fluid comes out all at once with a little trickle after, whereas with some of us girls it takes awhile for all of our juices to get to the exit, and let me tell you it is no fun to have a sudden trickle of copious fluid in your pants 20 minutes after you thought it was safe to put them on after masturbation, lol!)

I am green with envy that women are often capable of, like, 45 different types and magnitude of orgasm.

(I'm so far I can only count about 6 different kinds of orgasm, but maybe I'm not practicing right or enough. giggle, smurk! )

Men are more like lawn mowers... you yank the cord hard and fast and we just go back and forth on the lawn for awhile.

(This was the funniest thing I've read today, thanks! Hey, at least you don't have to have the law mowed in perfectly straight lines to get your gardening kicks! )

There is no way you can keep on a straight line when someone's pulling your cord!!

 

[HandFan]

What, the mower got a flat wheel or something?LOL Please no offense...just yanking your cord!

Of course you know that the next time I see some guy mowing his yard, I'm going to fall over laughing!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Masturbatory Creativity.

Women have a nearly boundless arena of toys and techniques for masturbation. Guys are limitted pretty much to things we can stick our dicks in. So as I said before, we're basically stuck with the old grip it and rip it technique or we can fuck fruit. Since citrus gives me a rash, my options are pretty limited.

 

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[BXGemini20]

Here's the things I got to envy about women:

- They get all the power when tiocomes to sex

- More masturbation options

-More acceptable now for them be with other girls (not that I am gay or anything)

-Can use their looks to get ahead in the world.

 

[ickle_stace]

men don't have to have periods grrrrr, i hate them!

 

[jadefirefly]

The ability to pee standing up.



No, really! I mean, it's really useful! I'm jealous!

Okay, that, and the fact that they can get away with doing so much less, appearance-wise, and still be hot.

 

[uksilverlining]

What, the mower got a flat wheel or something?LOL Please no offense...just yanking your cord!

Of course you know that the next time I see some guy mowing his yard, I'm going to fall over laughing!

Hey, we all have slack times




I know, this will forever be associated with mowing in my mind

 

[uksilverlining]

The ability to pee standing up.



No, really! I mean, it's really useful! I'm jealous!

Okay, that, and the fact that they can get away with doing so much less, appearance-wise, and still be hot.

I know women who pee standing up, but I guess you need to be extra careful on a windy day.

I don't envy it, but I apprceiate the soft curved beauty of women and how even when tousled and just waking you still look good

 

[emap]

I think the number one biggest thing I envy in men, they can cum once and be satisfied, for the day, for 6 hours, the week whatever they happen to last between.

I'm not satisfied until i have 3-4 at least, and those 3-4 only hold me over for a couple hours. Imean I swear if I could do the one and be happy thing Icould do so many more things, not that you lazy bums use the extra time your afforded for anything.

 

[human_male]

Not having to make any effort to get sex.

 

[flamesofdesire]

The ability to pee standing up

Totally agree with this one.
We camp out in our van nearly every week-end, from May to October and spend hours on end in a boat.
I often end up walking deep into the pine forest (so no one can see me), and hanging on to a tree, while mosquitos bite me.
So I walk back to the boat with sticky fingers and an itchy ass, and get to watch him just whip it out, pee, and go back to fishing.

 

[velcroktty]

Men don't have the fuss of having to be on the rag once a month...

A man can go alone or with a group of guys, walk into any bar they happen to be near and grab a beer, st around shooting pool or shit and no one blinks a darn eye to it - a gal or group of gals would be automatic deemed to be either - sluts looking to find a fu##,, hookers looking for a quick buck,, drunken lushes no one wants to or a bunch of hussies out looking to get picked up....

Equipped with a penis, which through vicarious experience I know has to be undoubtedly the most versitale, funnest and the handiest piece of equipment one could ever want to have hanging around, when you need to take a piss,, Nothing short of a quick unzip, it's whiped out, let it rip, give a quick milk, give a little shake, tuck it back in, rezip & a man is just that simle, just that quick, back off and on the run. PLUS the damn bonus of for all practical purposes, is he gets to sneak off anywhere within practical reason and take a damn pee!!!! And oh not to even mention the many other more creative options available - appropriate more to a private local - is the enjoyment of etching and inscribing in the new fallen snow .. wooded areas are ideal should one care to takeup or perfect the skill of markmenship.... bushes, trees, bugs, small rodents... all make great targets....

Men probably get to hear more of the other humorous more nasty, down and dirty really good juicy jokes

Men earn more money and, indeed this has to due partialy to "trade rate" but fact of the mater is it's also due in part to the hiostorically well-hidden agenda of a pay scale rate as determined on a sex-differential wage basis

Men are much more frequently offered the oportunity to enjoy adult entertainment. More available magazines, strip clubs, prostitues, peep shows, lingere shows, more male oriented movies are made and geared toward the pleasures of men..

A mens size is a mens size - period. no matter the brand, manufactiurer or style a man can walk into any store and take a pair of jeans or shoes off the rack and without any hesitation - know the fit will fit him perfect

Men have a much easier wardrobe - other than temperature related issues -there are no fashion changes or seasonal changes they have to contend with

Men pay less for a simple hair cut or trim

All the essentials a man needs to carry around with him can fit in a small-size wallet kept conveniently handy stashed in a pant pocket

Men get to do the chores that allow them to be outside, enjoying the fresh air and sunshine

Men overall got a good overall good workout just doing the work they do and without the added extra need of taking aerobics clasess or video fitness routines or surgery to nip, tuck and/or suck excess fat away. Plus, no baby weight to loose or tighten back up

Men don't need to wear uncomfortable bras or undergarments that pinch and constrict and bind

Men can dump a load of laundry in the washing machine and not have dryer wrinkle to iron out or the hasstle of hand wash drip dry only fine delicates to gently swish around in a sink full of cold water knowing full well you will soon be buying a replacemet after the first run in you have with the snag that ruins them into rags later

Men get overheated in public and its perfectily acceptable for them to strip down, and with exception of a skimpy speedo be buck naked in open view of any and all young, old, man, woman, and child around

No decent auto mechanic, store clerk or service worker of male gender will ever have the audaciy to con, deceive, belittle, bemuse, disrespect, demoralize, talk down to, patronize or make half hearted idle attempts to pacify any a man equal in worthy knowledge

Heck I envy anyone capable of being able to wear or not wear what and when to dress or undress in comfort with the freedom to run around in pubic 1/2 naked, able to wiz at almost anytime almost anywhere, make more, pay less, buy wash and wear, rugged, worry-free- fit,, carry importance in a back pocket, get a healthy workout working outside afterwhich go into a bar, have a few drinks, enjoy good adult jokes and quality entertainment, and be able to do business and be treated in a fair and professional manner.

 

[Nightbird]

I'm envy of women, all they have to do is say yes.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm not sure that I can articulate this accurately, but I'm going to try.

I think that I am like many people in that I am not entirely sure what makes me attractive to the opposite sex (though I have some evidence that it's true). For this reason I think it would be fascinating to be able to see myself as a woman sees me, if only for a short time, in order to better understand myself. What I envy about women, then, is that they get to understand me in a way that I wish I could attain.