What do these terms mean?

[Violette]

Disease Question:

Why do they refer to Gonorrhea as "The Clap"?

 

[lost5pints]

back in the old days before doctors had the bore punch tecknique they used to use the clap method to get as much of the infection as possible from the penis. they would have a nurse pull on your penis then smashit between their palms. fortunatly for us the far more extreme method for dealing with it involving a rubber mallet to break up the infection after it crystalizes in the urethra is still in use today. Just that thought alone would get me into a doc as soon as i felt discomfort.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[lost5pints]

*scratches head at lost5pints' post*

Or, an alternate explanation:

The French word for brothel is clappoir and the term the clap is taken from that for obvious reasons.

Sorry but you have to remember that im a sailor and docs on the boat use alot of the old methods. I think they enjoy the screams .

 

[Quint]

Back to the "faggot" comment. I believe that I read this explanation in the GLBT forum but I might be mistaken; what I heard was that it did come from the pieces of kindling, but was applied to gay men in concentration camps in WW2, because they too were targeted, rounded up, and burned in incinerators. Hence faggots.

I really hope that it came from the cigarette association rather than this one.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[KindaKinky]

Back to the "faggot" comment. I believe that I read this explanation in the GLBT forum but I might be mistaken; what I heard was that it did come from the pieces of kindling, but was applied to gay men in concentration camps in WW2, because they too were targeted, rounded up, and burned in incinerators. Hence faggots.

I really hope that it came from the cigarette association rather than this one.

I think you're right. which explains why some gays are referred to as "flaming faggots."

Would that be the reason some wear those pink triangle badges that say Silence= Death?

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: I guess we may not know exactly what "Cunk" is…

Can someone explain to me what the hell a Killing Floor is? I've been listening to a few blues albums and I still don't know.

I only know three references to "Killing Floor".
1) A Blues Band call "Killing Floor"
2) A reference to slaughter houses
Killing Floor
3) And a Book about race relations in the Unionized Slaughter Houses of Chicago in the early part of the 20th century.

 

[KindaKinky]

I think it's #2. Thanks.

BTW…Ick!

I know,I know, discussing bukkake and the dirty sanchez, I shouldn't find certain things gross, but THAT disturbs me for some reason.

 

[lost5pints]

I don't know why they were doing that, other than as a deterrent. Or could it be some awful urbal myth? Whatever it is, it's not a legitimate form of treatment for something like this. Gonorrhea is a bacterial infection and it's treated by antibiotics, not cock abuse. Smashing a cock will no more get rid of gonorrhea than will wearing a head of garlic around your neck.

Supposedly to clear the urethra of the drip and pus. If it is let go for to long the drip can crystallize and then it’s almost like in old fashioned class thermometer in your urethra. I don’t approve of the treatment either but know that a friend of mine had it done about 12 years ago after he let in infection get out of hand from a trip to Thailand.(being a sea story it could be false but the thought is painful enough to keep me cautious.)

 

[Guest]

Scuze me whilst I run to wal-Mart for some Pepto and Immodium LOL!





Thank GAWD I'm normal!

 

[KindaKinky]

There's a good question…

What is "normal"?

People say they want a normal life, but what exactly is it?

 

[lost5pints]

i gave up normal a long time ago..... Most "Normal" people spend all their time talking trash about other people and doing their best at being the worst while smiling at you. Plus normal is really boring.

 

[Guest]

Yeah your damn sure right about that. Then go to church on sunday thinkin' everything's gonna be washed clean!!!

 

[KindaKinky]

I just watched the musical Hair in Central Park. Because it had to do with the 'Nam and the military, I was wondering what exactly '4F' means.

 

[Seattle Zack]

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, as most American readers know, is a homophobic whacko that managed to offend even his own Republican constituency with his remarks about the recent Lawrence v Texas Supreme Court decision.

(Two gay men were arrested in their Texas home for having sex under a sodomy law that dated back to the 1800s. The Supreme Court struck down the law, ruling that consenting adults have a reasonable expectation of privacy.)

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything," Santorum said in the AP interview.

"If you make the case that if you can do whatever you want to do, as long as it's in the privacy of your own home, this 'right to privacy,' then why be surprised that people are doing things that are deviant within their own home? If you say, there is no deviant as long as it's private, as long as it's consensual, then don't be surprised what you get. You're going to get a lot of things that you're sending signals that as long as you do it privately and consensually, we don't really care what you do. And that leads to a culture that is not one that is nurturing and necessarily healthy. I would make the argument in areas where you have that as an accepted lifestyle, don't be surprised that you get more of it."


Dan Savage is the editor of our weekly alternative rag here in Seattle, The Stranger, and his column "Savage Love" is syndicated all over the country. Savage began a contest to introduce a new word "santorum" into the lexicon. Thousands of Stranger readers voted for varying definitions. The winner, by a huge margin:

Santorum : The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Here it is used in a sentence from a couple of his columns:

"I am new to anal sex and enjoy it, despite the embarrassment of occasional santorum...."

"What would you consider an adequate tip to compensate the hotel housekeeping staff for its troubles in cleaning up the santorum stain? We left $20 for the night...."


--Zack

P.S. "4F" is a military draft designation meaning "physically unfit for service." Quite an enviable classification in the late 60's and early 70's.

 

[James G 5]

Dan Savage is the editor of our weekly alternative rag here in Seattle, The Stranger, and his column "Savage Love" is syndicated all over the country. Savage began a contest to introduce a new word "santorum" into the lexicon. Thousands of Stranger readers voted for varying definitions. The winner, by a huge margin:

Santorum : The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Dan's column last week mentioned that a couple of readers who run a nasty t-shirt website have a Santorum shirt now...I will try & find the URL to post here

 

[KindaKinky]

AH! I was wondering when Santorum would make it into this thread!

 

[KindaKinky]

Almost sounds like sanctorum as in sanctum sanctorum defined as the holiest of holies, or an especially private place.

Maybe we should call that anal residue sanctum santorum, from the holiest of holes.

 

[SlickTony]

The winner, by a huge margin:...santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

I saw that contest! I cast my vote for that definition.

 

[KindaKinky]

Since we're inventing new phrases…

Head for the hills before they get onto the Slimy Sid. Not nice

Since there is no actual definition for the Slimy Sid, I'd like to invent one!

The Slimy Sid

After the man ejaculates onto the woman's body, he sticks his index fingers into his ejaculate, and then sticks his fingers into her ears.

Its companion, the Slimy Susie, is when the woman is menstruating, and after she sticks her index fingers into her vagina, she then sticks her fingers into the man's ears.

The demented cousins of the "wet willie."

 

[Raindear816]

Re: Since we're inventing new phrases…

Since there is no actual definition for the Slimy Sid, I'd like to invent one!

The Slimy Sid

After the man ejaculates onto the woman's body, he sticks his index fingers into his ejaculate, and then sticks his fingers into her ears.

Its companion, the Slimy Susie, is when the woman is menstruating, and after she sticks her index fingers into her vagina, she then sticks her fingers into the man's ears.

The demented cousins of the "wet willie."

LMAO on the slimy susie and wetwillie comment...however....
pardon me people, I read a few of the posts on this thread and am normally not JUDGEMENTAL, but
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Vomitrocious!
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

Forgive the outburst, I just cannot imagine most of the stuff mentioned. Ick!

 

[Succulent-one]

Re: Re: Since we're inventing new phrases…

LMAO on the slimy susie and wetwillie comment...however....
pardon me people, I read a few of the posts on this thread and am normally not JUDGEMENTAL, but
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Vomitrocious!
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

Forgive the outburst, I just cannot imagine most of the stuff mentioned. Ick!

LOL I have to agree, but dang if I didn't read all the treads and learned more than I ever wanted too. Yuck!

 

[lost5pints]

Re: Re: Re: Since we're inventing new phrases…

LOL I have to agree, but dang if I didn't read all the treads and learned more than I ever wanted too. Yuck!

its like a train wreck you know is going to happen. you dont want to see but cant help but watch. sort of like a nightmare i had about them doing a "Full House" family reunion{uber creepy} couldntsleep at all after that.

 

[KindaKinky]

Originally posted by Raindear816
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Vomitrocious!

Forgive the outburst, I just cannot imagine most of the stuff mentioned. Ick!

You're not the only one…

Originally posted by Nicole
I am so sorry I opened this thread ... *running off to throw up now*

http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

Maybe Lit should add an "ill" smilie to the smilie choices because the "eek" smilie just wouldn't do some of these responses justice.