What do these terms mean?

[hotstik69]

Could this be it???

For example: what the hell is "the Shocker"?

Pretty tame compared to the others..lol

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Big Johnson have perfected it.

 

[soulmusic]

uggh

nasty nasty nasty

I know everyone's got their own kinks but this is just something i KNOW I will never get into. The stuff that turns me on now didn't five years ago, but this will NEVER make my top ten list. lol

 

[Sunnflower]

Re: Could this be it???

Pretty tame compared to the others..lol

Commonly described a numerous number of ways, e. g. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; and many more, this method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels.

OH those are creative! Thank you for sharing those and bringing a smile to my face.

 

[KindaKinky]

These are non-sexual…?

What's a MILF and an OAP?

 

[hotstik69]

Re: These are non-sexual…?

What's a MILF and an OAP?

MILF could be an acronym for: "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Any mother that is sexually desireable. Don't know about OAP....

 

[peachykeen]

In the UK, older people who are retired and collecting the equivalent of what we in the US call Social Security are called OAP's, which stands for Old Age Pensioner. I've never seen it used before as a sexual/fetish term, but I would guess it refers then to a proclivity for persons who have quite a few years of experience and wisdom under, or below, their belts

 

[KindaKinky]

Also non-sexual…

What do the terms 187, 311, and 420 mean?

 

[lost5pints]

Re: Also non-sexual…

What do the terms 187, 311, and 420 mean?

well most of these are federal/stat legal codes
187 is homicide first or second degree

311 is generally sentances involving youthful offenders

and 420 is possesion of a controled substance(narcotic) most commenly used in reference marijuana use.

 

[KindaKinky]

That would explain the "420" references I see when it comes to weed.

 

[voetstep]

This is so fucking hilarious. I can't believe it!

about a year ago, an email went around w/in my circle of friends (and beyond, I'm sure) and it had a list of all the crazy terms (like dirty sanchez, etc...)

Anyone ever heard of the "donkey punch" or "teabagging"?

I don't think I could explain donkey punch, but teabagging is when you're fucking a girl's face and your balls slap her chin (they're like teabags, i guess.) That one's pretty tame. Donkey punch is pretty hardcore...just can't quite remember it well enough - something to the extend of fucking a girl doggy style then just as you're about to cum, punch her in the back of the neck, causing her to clench all her pussy muscles, which will make your orgasm way more intense...

crude people out there...ya gotta laugh.

 

[voetstep]

what does bbw mean?

 

[KindaKinky]

I think it stands for "big beautiful women". An abbreviation that you might find in the personals section .

I'd like to know more about the donkey punch though.

 

[voetstep]

(thanks for the bbw definition...I should know! I'm damn near fitting into that description!)


I wish i could remember who originally sent it out. Someone's bound to have it. The list was pretty long and it was DAMN funny.

ok - i just did a search on google for donkey punch and found this:

"Donkey Punch is a very disturbing sexual manuever that we here at getoffended.com neither condone or have ever attempted. This is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner."

Turns out my memory was pretty good after all!

OK! this is it, people. Go to getoffended.com and get the whole nasty list!

one that cracked me up was the Zombie, only it was originally described as just coming in her eyes, not poking them OUT!

Zombie - In a dark room you have your gal give you a blow job then jizz all over her face then poke out her eyes and turn on the lights and watch her walk around with her arms extended going huhhh.... - Mark aka "The Burb", Wellington Co.

 

[KindaKinky]

What about dirtclodding?

 

[voetstep]

What about dirtclodding?

that one leaves me wondering, too. not able to find it under any searches.

 

[hotstik69]

Try this site!!

I've recommended it before, guess nobody caught it. They have definitions for just about everything. Except "dirtclogging"

http://www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Guest]

What's a Dirty Sanchez? Or a Hot Karl?
I don't know what they are but they sound nasty!

not my cup of tea but lol loved the gif

 

[lost5pints]

Re: Re: What do these terms mean?

not my cup of tea but lol loved the gif

roflmao........damn thats crude.....gotta love it.

 

[pimpslap]

For example: what the hell is "the Shocker"?

Thumb on the button, 2 fingers in the pussy and the pinky in the ass...

AKA 2 in the pink, one in the stink

 

[sheath]

I don't think I could explain donkey punch, but teabagging is when you're fucking a girl's face and your balls slap her chin (they're like teabags, i guess.) That one's pretty tame. Donkey punch is pretty hardcore...just can't quite remember it well enough - something to the extend of fucking a girl doggy style then just as you're about to cum, punch her in the back of the neck, causing her to clench all her pussy muscles, which will make your orgasm way more intense...

crude people out there...ya gotta laugh.

I was told that teabagging is when a woman takes her man's balls into her mouth and sucks them while he jacks off...thus moving them up and down like bobbing a tea bag in water?

S.

 

[sheath]

I heard the "8 Second Ride"...and it's a really mean one.

A man behind a woman, doggie style, fucking her hard, and right before he cums, lean over and tell her something like, "You're pretty good, but your sister was better". Then see if he can hold on until he cums, or if she throws him off first.

A friend of a friend tried that. He likely coined the phrase, knowing him.



Told you, it was mean.

S.

 

[KindaKinky]

Thank you for your responses.

New Question: What exactly is an " ass clown"?

 

[SlickTony]

something to the extend of fucking a girl doggy style then just as you're about to cum, punch her in the back of the neck, causing her to clench all her pussy muscles, which will make your orgasm way more intense...

Which ought to be followed by the girl, once recovered, getting two or three of her friends together, tying the guy up in a large canvas bag, and beating on him with baseball bats until they're tired.

I'm not sure if there's a specific meaning to ass clown, which I've mostly seen used as a single word in TPW, the other forum where I hang out; it's just a nice all-purpose epithet, like asshat, ratbastard, dickhead, etc.

 

[BlondGirl]

Agreed
Scat is a hard limit for me
I found a story here once in the Anal section that finished with the wife going in hubby's mouth, STILL no clue why it was there
Eww

Doesn't that just ruin it for you when crap like that is snuck in there? I remember reading one really hot story that had me just almost to the point of no return...then the dog comes in. Ack. I was grossed out...not only did I not cum, I was completely turned off and ended up with some cramps. My only complaint with the Lit story section is that the description does not give the contents like many other sites do.

 

[JasonBe]

There's also the angry pirate...

Shoot cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin...

She walks around with a patch going "argh" "argh"



Jason