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Iceprincess12
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Even after I turn my glue gun off, the hard stick of wax melts and dribbles out of the tip for a few minutes.
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I still have to sing the song to know how many days are in a given month. 42 fucking years on this planet and I can't remember how many days are in any of the months without singing it.![]()


THIRTY!!!!
numpty
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Nothing yet, my mind is like an open window, waiting to suck in...oh...oh...wind...closing...reaching...almost there aaand there it went.
Numpties exist everywhere![]()
That my husband is totally into seagull porn. He said not, but pointing out the shagging gulls - he seemed a little too eager...![]()
The roads in Abu Dhabi go lots of places, except where I needed to go.
LOL! Erm. Yeah. Damned roads. Totally links with seagulls fucking on the roof...
You want to go seagull watching?![]()
I've just learned that this is supposed to link...FFS
LOL - it isn't, but if you quote someone it is usually because you're linking what you want to say with what they said... I'm sure this is how it is supposed to work.
Erm. Now you have me doubting myself. Have I been playing the quote game wrong??![]()
There is a quote game? Who makes this shit up!

LMAO! Ok, am going to the pub quiz now, where the questions will be a little easier...![]()

