What are you?

[clock1]

Complicated...

Thank you cutie--I didn't say it better myself.

 

[kitten_candy]

i'm too cool to be pigeon-holed.

but i have holes.

 

[Homburg]

Why am I suddenly hearing Right Said Fred? Someone please make it go away? :'(

I'm... too sexy for this poll...
Too sexy for this poll...
No way I'm gonna vote here.





*cough*

 

[ultramarineblue]

I'm... too sexy for this poll...
Too sexy for this poll...
No way I'm gonna vote here.





*cough*

*thumbs up*

 

[BlitzKrieger]

Why am I suddenly hearing Right Said Fred? Someone please make it go away? :'(

Ahem

Sometimes,
I feel I've got to -bop- -bop- run away,
I want -bop- -bot- get away
From the pain you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night...


Let the mass ear worm brain meltdown commence.
-Evil laugh-

 

[Homburg]

*resists the urge to add to this*

It's evil, I tell you.

*wanders off humming "What I like about you!"*

 

[BlitzKrieger]

*wanders through the room singing lightly, but with gusto*
Blinded by the light!
Revved up like a deuce
another runner in the night!
Blinded by the light...
*continues into the kitchen, in search of chocolate chip cookies and whipped cream*

 

[T_Rex]

It doesn't seem too complicated to me. You are either male or female and either a dom, sub, or go (or have thoughts about going) each way, even if you lean more one way. There seems to be a category for each of the above. Maybe I'm just too linear a thinker, the curse of the dom, as it were.

 

[ultramarineblue]

*waiting to see what other songs enter into the conversation*

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Hey!

NONE of my switches have gender!

Neither do mine.. but I sure know how to turn them on... and off.

*flick*

*flick*

*flick-flick*

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

And as to the poll... female sub, though I'm tending towards bottom cos I'm in my 'all about me' phase

 

[Etoile]

What is wrong with you people??? How come nobody is saying "omg it's EG, squeeeeee!!"

 

[SimonBrooke]

Complicated...

We're all complicated, honey.

And, wow, there's a whole lot of "I'm too cool to be pigeon-holed" going on here. So I decided to not follow the trend and picked "male dom", as, y'know, I'm all ironic in my non-conformity.

I too am too cool to be conformist, so I'll conform to Homburg's lead. 'Male dom' isn't everything I am, but it does well enough for shorthand.

 

[missginger2177]

God you people didn't help at all.

But now it's a song I can guarantee none of you have EVER heard.

 

[Homburg]

I too am too cool to be conformist, so I'll conform to Homburg's lead. 'Male dom' isn't everything I am, but it does well enough for shorthand.

I don't know whether to shake my fist at someone conforming to my ironic non-conformity, or be pleased that others see it my way.

-

God you people didn't help at all.

But now it's a song I can guarantee none of you have EVER heard.

Aaaand now I'm curious.

 

[myinnerslut]

Female sub or more specifically, owned slave.

what she said

 

[00Syd]

It doesn't seem too complicated to me. You are either male or female and either a dom, sub, or go (or have thoughts about going) each way, even if you lean more one way. There seems to be a category for each of the above. Maybe I'm just too linear a thinker, the curse of the dom, as it were.

Well, you obviously haven't sat through one of our many label "discussions." And not everybody sees gender as being so clear cut, and clearly defined.

 

[Ravenwind]

Femsub... Though, that doesn't even scratch the surface of what I am.

 

[missginger2177]

I don't know whether to shake my fist at someone conforming to my ironic non-conformity, or be pleased that others see it my way.

-



Aaaand now I'm curious.

Sorry, damn classes. I'll explain later, and likely in a different thread altogether.

 

[Keroin]

*wanders through the room singing lightly, but with gusto*
Blinded by the light!
Revved up like a deuce
another runner in the night!
Blinded by the light...
*continues into the kitchen, in search of chocolate chip cookies and whipped cream*

Aha! At last I know the lyrics for that section of the song and no longer have to mumble, "wrapped like up like douche in the rubber of the night". Thank you!

Well, you obviously haven't sat through one of our many label "discussions." And not everybody sees gender as being so clear cut, and clearly defined.

I noticed there was no option for "Sydmissive".

I am working on my own label. Currently I am torn between: "Shameless Mango Whore" and "I know you are but what am I?"

 

[missginger2177]

Aha! At last I know the lyrics for that section of the song and no longer have to mumble, "wrapped like up like douche in the rubber of the night". Thank you!



I noticed there was no option for "Sydmissive".

I am working on my own label. Currently I am torn between: "Shameless Mango Whore" and "I know you are but what am I?"

This gives me ideas for a cafe thread.

 

[CutieMouse]

We're all complicated, honey.



I too am too cool to be conformist, so I'll conform to Homburg's lead. 'Male dom' isn't everything I am, but it does well enough for shorthand.

The complication is that (if you want to be technical) I could be best summed up as a "service oriented submissive masochistic whore", but A) there wasn't an option for that, B) the masochistic part is a love/hate thing, and C) the whore thing only comes out to play with a particular person.

 

[missginger2177]

The complication is that (if you want to be technical) I could be best summed up as a "service oriented submissive masochistic whore", but A) there wasn't an option for that, B) the masochistic part is a love/hate thing, and C) the whore thing only comes out to play with a particular person.

My brain hurts. Can we just stick with complicated? Please CM?

 

[Homburg]

The complication is that (if you want to be technical) I could be best summed up as a "service oriented submissive masochistic whore", but A) there wasn't an option for that, B) the masochistic part is a love/hate thing, and C) the whore thing only comes out to play with a particular person.

Okay, you know that I you, but, darlin, this is complication for the sake of complication. You are female, right? And submissive? Sure, the poll fails to encompass the totality of the entity what calls herself "Cutiemouse" on these boards, but for census taking, "female sub" however plain (and gauche for using "sub" instead of "submissive"), is not so inaccurate as to require different terminology.

Now, personally, the labels I use for you include "Cutiemouse", "my friend", and "shimmering hotness", but those won't fit on this tatty little census either. Neither will my collection of labels, and goodness knows what those should be. And, honestly, no. You could not be summed up by that collection of words. You eclipse your own sexuality.

 

[BiBunny]

I picked "female switch." I'm obviously female. The switch part, I'm not so sure about. I've always thought "sadomasochistic service pet" summed it up better, but that's never an option. Neither is "slavish person who likes to hurt people." So I go with "female switch," even though it's far from accurate.

Or, in other words, I feel you, CM.