What are you?

[subwannabe]

just curious

 

[Kikori]

*Points to Male Switch*

Dominant oriented, however. Slightly.

 

[HisSexyPet]

*pounces on kik*

yep, i am a female sub, and will do whatever you want me to, even spank you or sit on you..with B's permission of course.

 

[MisterSir]

You couldn't have at least titled it "Who are you?" and let me make a Who joke, could you?

And where, precisely, is the entry for "evil, sadistic little bastard with enough pent-up hatred that you could bottle it and sell it as the world's most powerful acid if it didn't eat through any glass you used"?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

You have no category for "old, fat, balding, ugly, tattooed, pierced, evil, sadistic, hung-like-a-stud-fieldmouse, bastards with bum tickers". Nothing for "Sadistic" or "Owner of human property".

So I replied "None of the above".

 

[BiBunny]

I went with "female switch," but that's not entirely accurate, either.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hey!

NONE of my switches have gender! Where do you find them and how do you tell their sex? I like willow fresh off the tree, but have several in rattan, bamboo, plastic rods...

 

[MisterSir]

Hey!

NONE of my switches have gender! Where do you find them and how do you tell their sex? I like willow fresh of the tree, but have several in rattan, bamboo, plastic rods...

Duh, willow switches are always female. It's in the name...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Duh, willow switches are always female. It's in the name...

Hah! You may assume gender based on name but the fact of the matter is that we have males using feminine names and vice versa all the time. Besides, there have to be male willows or there wouldn't be any baby willows growing up...

 

[ultramarineblue]

I'm so easily distracted. First thought was "ooooooohhh, switches." Then, "awwwww, cute little babies."

 

[MisterSir]

Hah! You may assume gender based on name but the fact of the matter is that we have males using feminine names and vice versa all the time. Besides, there have to be male willows or there wouldn't be any baby willows growing up...

Not true. All the male willows were killed off in the 1600s, but since willows reproduce asexually, the females have continued the species from there on.

 

[gigi1968]

Well I am a female sub. I have not been in the lifestyle for long, but loving what I have experienced so far.

Since "switches" seems to be the topic of the moment, maybe I need to run to the backyard, and cut me a new one for later. I am sure I will find someone willing to help me use it properly.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You have no category for "old, fat, balding, ugly, tattooed, pierced, evil, sadistic, hung-like-a-stud-fieldmouse, bastards with bum tickers". Nothing for "Sadistic" or "Owner of human property".

So I replied "None of the above".

What he said, except subtract the "ing," "tattooed, pierced," and the "'ic or 'Owner of human property'." So I replied "None of the above," too.

 

[CurlyKat]

Female sub.... but what about all the hurting options? Those could be fun, too. And lots more combinations.

 

[00Syd]

What about people who are gender queer?

 

[Feral_Intelligence]

What about people who are gender queer?

They can just answer based on what their sex is.

 

[missginger2177]

I'm a carbon-based, ape descendant life form with a bigger than normal brain and virtually no self-esteem.

Didn't see that, so I put NOTA.

 

[MisterSir]

They can just answer based on what their sex is.

Which is?

(spoiler: don't answer that lest you want the can open and worms everywhere)

 

[00Syd]

They can just answer based on what their sex is.

... You don't understand the concept of gender queer, do you?

Which is?

(spoiler: don't answer that lest you want the can open and worms everywhere)

Yeah, on the other hand, best you not answer at all.

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

I am a meat popsicle.

 

[CutieMouse]

Complicated...

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Female sub or more specifically, owned slave.

 

[shewantsmore]

im a female sub but not sure on the switch

 

[Homburg]

Hah! You may assume gender based on name but the fact of the matter is that we have males using feminine names and vice versa all the time. Besides, there have to be male willows or there wouldn't be any baby willows growing up...

I've seen the movie "Willow." He was male.

--

And, wow, there's a whole lot of "I'm too cool to be pigeon-holed" going on here. So I decided to not follow the trend and picked "male dom", as, y'know, I'm all ironic in my non-conformity.

 

[missginger2177]

I've seen the movie "Willow." He was male.

--

And, wow, there's a whole lot of "I'm too cool to be pigeon-holed" going on here. So I decided to not follow the trend and picked "male dom", as, y'know, I'm all ironic in my non-conformity.

Why am I suddenly hearing Right Said Fred? Someone please make it go away? :'(