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That's true. Hmm... I wonder who would make a good, Prince Charming?
With my luck, I would be the singing candlestick....
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With my luck, I would be the singing candlestick....
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With my luck, I would be the singing candlestick....
Well that's a big relief. I would have had a lot of sleepless nights trying to figure out who was going to be the singing candle stick. Thanks for volunteering, DS.
Speaking of sleepless nights, I'm going to bed. G'night.
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Well that's a big relief. I would have had a lot of sleepless nights trying to figure out who was going to be the singing candle stick. Thanks for volunteering, DS.
Speaking of sleepless nights, I'm going to bed. G'night.
Good night, Princess Jade
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I suck at my job.
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Depending on what your job is, that might not be a bad thing....Are you a fluffer?
That would be easy lol!!
I'm a wife and a mom...I was told today that being a stay at home mom was the easiest job in the world! Yet it feels like the hardest job!
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Being any sort of parent is an incredibly tough job, working or stay-at-home. Calling it easy is just dumb.That would be easy lol!!
I'm a wife and a mom...I was told today that being a stay at home mom was the easiest job in the world! Yet it feels like the hardest job!
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That would be easy lol!!
I'm a wife and a mom...I was told today that being a stay at home mom was the easiest job in the world! Yet it feels like the hardest job!
Obviously, whoever said that was an idiot. Mom is the hardest job in the universe.
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A-fucking-men!!
I'm just sick of feeling like since I suck at being a disciplinary mom, that means I'm a bad wife... it's either one or the other for me.
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Right?! I feel like I'm failing! And being told I'm failing makes me feel like a bad wife as well!
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Being the "tough" mom is never easy, and if you suck, you could never be a bad wife
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Being the "tough" mom is never easy, and if you suck, you could never be a bad wife
Oh, but if I suck at being tough, that means he has to be. Therefore, bad wife... and bad mom.
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But if you suck him, that cancels it all out. It's math.
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If only! Depends on the day and his mood!
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If he's complaining about a bj….he's doing it wrong
Not complaining...just "too drunk" to get there.
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Is there a crying emoji? It's how I feel when I'm drunk but so is he
That's the best we have
But if you ever need to talk, my attic is always open....I have a Slurpee Machine
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New moon today.
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That's the best we have
But if you ever need to talk, my attic is always open....I have a Slurpee Machine
Thank you, Simian! It's been years since I've had a slurpee!!
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Well, make yourself at home.....the door is always open
I hope you have blue raspberry! My fav!
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