RubenesqueAphrodite
Educated Redneck
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I wonder how anyone can feel at ease when he/she puts forth such false pretenses.
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I wonder how anyone can feel at ease when he/she puts forth such false pretenses.
It's a little warm today
Why in the hell did no one tell me it was National Cheesecake day?![]()
I'm guessing no one mentioned National Tequila Day last Wednesday, either?![]()
I think I'll try writing a story one day... or not.
If you need someone to edit it, don’t call me. I had a story rejected 3 times.

That's okay. I started and I got as far as, "Once upon a time" and my brain froze. So I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.![]()
"Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess called Jade, from a far off land called New Jersey...."
There, I got you started...
Suddenly, I'm seeing a pornographic version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves", with Jade as Snow White....![]()

Lmao!![]()
"Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess called Jade, from a far off land called New Jersey...."
There, I got you started...
Suddenly, I'm seeing a pornographic version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves", with Jade as Snow White....![]()
I can just see you blowing all the Dwarves, and then Prince Charming eating you to wake you up....
Weird![]()

I like it! I like it! But the 7 dwarves in my story are going to look like this.
![]()
It's your story....they can look like anyone you want to.....
Or you could pick 7 Litsters….![]()
