What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Justabaldguy70]

"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife"

Same as it ever was

 

[morelikeasong]

"And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile."

 

[SimplyMsT]

*shakes head*

Fucking give up ...

 

[MrMakersMark]

"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife"

How did I get here??

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Not the news I wanted to hear.

 

[SimplyMsT]

How did I get here??

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

 

[Statius]

What would Gilgamesh do?

Nothing's been the same for him since Enkidu. Poor guy

 

[Xerxes82]

I waited literal weeks for a setup for that joke. And now that it's made I just feel emp...

Nope, was totally worth it. Even if I'm the only one who found it remotely funny.

 

[LostHorizon]

Now I want to come up with all of the different possibilities for WWGD.

What Would Garfield Do (probably my favorite, cause I'd be a sarcastic, lasagna eating cat that sleeps all day if I could as well).

What Would Gargamel Do (also a fave, also because of a slightly villainous cat being involved).

Here’s another blast from the 80’s What Would Gozer Do?

 

[latecomer91364]

I wonder what the number is for fucked-up side effects that would actually keep a fucking pharmaceutical commercial off TV. With big-pockets pharma, the number is probably infinite.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

How the fuck did I go from being invited for coffee on the weekend to blocked on bumble within 12 hours? Forgot that dating apps suck. Or maybe she just sucks. Or maybe both.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Wish I was wanted

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m thinking of the lyrics to I Wanna Dance With Somebody, cause I heard a version that changed the lyrics a little so now the original is in my head.

 

[Mei5ter]

There’s some good people watching at the airport.

I prefer naughty people watching, personally

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Breakfast here or at home?

 

[Abeona1]

I wish I could be a kept woman. With an apartment with a sea view and a little job to keep me amused .

 

[Papi34]

I wish I could be a kept woman. With an apartment with a sea view and a little job to keep me amused .

Always shoot for the stars

 

[Abeona1]

Always shoot for the stars

Well I have wanted to retire since I was 18.

 

[Papi34]

Well I have wanted to retire since I was 18.

That is an awesome plan

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'd retire if I could. If I had the money. Go travelling in a little camper van.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm thinking that it's pretty cool when I see ppl openly expressing emotion and being gushy mushy without feeling silly...I wish I could do that

 

[ericalauren]

I was thinking about my late grandparents and how much I miss them.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Upon further contemplation I think I might be a tad bit bitter.. shall rectify... not rectum u pervs.. this soon... whatever is a good natural mood enhancer?

 

[Abeona1]

Is it alright to rant on here, about relationship frustrations.

 

[BDA73]

To go back to sleep..or...