What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[haha_on_me]

It is tiring and hard work being popular. I am exhausted from it all but I keep it up for the sake of the community

I like it. Keeping up the front for the kids.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It is tiring and hard work being popular. I am exhausted from it all but I keep it up for the sake of the community

Such a selfless angel.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m going to be controversial on another food topic - all red apples taste the same. That’s why golden delicious are the best.

Oh.
My.
God.

We finally agree on something! Somebody write down the date!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oranges are better than apples.

There, I said it.

Come at me.

Bananas are the king of fruits worldwide, being the most consumed by a wide margin!

Apples a distant 2nd

 

[LostHorizon]

It is tiring and hard work being popular. I am exhausted from it all but I keep it up for the sake of the community

I on the contrary I am going to sacrifice my popularity for the sake of others. It’s not fair to other men that I take away their opportunity to be popular. I am willing to do that for the greater Literotica good.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Granny Smith.

Granny Smith is an excellent choice, but my heart belongs to:

 

[blondebreeze]

My "radar" is either broken or has deeply disturbing settings.

Another one bites the dust.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Oranges are better than apples.

There, I said it.

Come at me.

Burn the heretic !!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Oranges are better than apples.

There, I said it.

Come at me.

Bananas are better than both. They are the perfect food actually.

 

[Sienna62]

I'm think why my very angry SO blames me for winding him up.
You are responsible for the way you feel.
Why his come home shouting at me for half an hour and then is a sweetness and light. He won't address the problem which for him seems to be me

I’m so sorry to hear this .

 

[MrMakersMark]

"And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile."

 

[SimplyMsT]

"And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile."

"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Bananas are better than both. They are the perfect food actually.

Plus..

Well you know

 

[Justabaldguy70]

"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife"

Same as it ever was

 

[morelikeasong]

"And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile."

 

[SimplyMsT]

*shakes head*

Fucking give up ...

 

[MrMakersMark]

"And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife"

How did I get here??

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Not the news I wanted to hear.

 

[SimplyMsT]

How did I get here??

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

 

[Statius]

What would Gilgamesh do?

Nothing's been the same for him since Enkidu. Poor guy

 

[Xerxes82]

I waited literal weeks for a setup for that joke. And now that it's made I just feel emp...

Nope, was totally worth it. Even if I'm the only one who found it remotely funny.

 

[LostHorizon]

Now I want to come up with all of the different possibilities for WWGD.

What Would Garfield Do (probably my favorite, cause I'd be a sarcastic, lasagna eating cat that sleeps all day if I could as well).

What Would Gargamel Do (also a fave, also because of a slightly villainous cat being involved).

Here’s another blast from the 80’s What Would Gozer Do?

 

[latecomer91364]

I wonder what the number is for fucked-up side effects that would actually keep a fucking pharmaceutical commercial off TV. With big-pockets pharma, the number is probably infinite.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

How the fuck did I go from being invited for coffee on the weekend to blocked on bumble within 12 hours? Forgot that dating apps suck. Or maybe she just sucks. Or maybe both.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Wish I was wanted