ericalauren
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Now that’s just… cheesy.Midwest power!!!!!
I would like a mute button in life. *sigh*Oh man, I've thought about it way more in the last three minutes than I ever have. It's not why I'm here, so it definitely doesn't get my energy. As I said, I just wish I could mute it.
 I can dream, right?
 I can dream, right?Just don’t wear any delicatesI’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!
I would love a rewind button on lifeI would like a mute button in life. *sigh*I can dream, right?
We know which scenes you would have on a loopI would love a rewind button on life
Howcome?I would love a rewind button on life
Ohhhh nooo you definitely shouldI’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!


I use long wooden spoons or kitchen tongs if they're clean.I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!

Well so I could meet you earlier in life !Howcome?

I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!
 who has a broom stick handy? Are you a witch
 who has a broom stick handy? Are you a witch 
Retirement isn't as good as they claimActually I’d like a fast forward button to my bday and then more for retirement eventually
I got one of reacher thing for old people.I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!

I have of those too! They are handy I’ll say in regard to things up high I can’t reach and I think why did I put it that high?I got one of reacher thing for old people.

SmooooooooothWell so I could meet you earlier in life !
Just like his headSmoooooooooth
Of course the simple solution to this is a front loader… less stretching, more bending,I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!

I need to reset this week and restart.I hope the whole week isn't like this. My brain is both exhausted and bouncing.
I need a drink or an off switch.