What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Mrmphilll2]

Actually I’d like a fast forward button to my bday and then more for retirement eventually

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Howcome?

Well so I could meet you earlier in life !

 

[jason28053]

I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!

who has a broom stick handy? Are you a witch

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Actually I’d like a fast forward button to my bday and then more for retirement eventually

Retirement isn't as good as they claim

Edit

It's way better!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!

I got one of reacher thing for old people.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I got one of reacher thing for old people.

I have of those too! They are handy I’ll say in regard to things up high I can’t reach and I think why did I put it that high?

 

[LostHorizon]

All this talk of women reaching into the washing machine is starting to get a rise out of me…

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well so I could meet you earlier in life !

Smoooooooooth

 

[latecomer91364]

Shameless bubble-butt women outlining their ass crack with yoga pants in public!

God bless 'em, every one...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Smoooooooooth

Just like his head
Both of em

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m thinking this is ridiculous! If I need the end of a freaking broom stick to reach the bottom of a washing machine to fish out my delicates, I shouldnt be doing the laundry!

Of course the simple solution to this is a front loader… less stretching, more bending,

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I hope the whole week isn't like this. My brain is both exhausted and bouncing.
I need a drink or an off switch.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

I hope the whole week isn't like this. My brain is both exhausted and bouncing.
I need a drink or an off switch.

I need to reset this week and restart.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Why did everything get so complicated

 

[Xerxes82]

Alright, the day has been day'ed. Now I can take off my big boy pants and turn into a lump of vaguely human shaped jelly upon my couch.

 

[Noone45]

I wish I was a pillow
They are scoring but not me

 

[Noone45]

Why did everything get so complicated

When we're slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms, it gets difficult, complicated
What should we do? give up?
Nooo
We retreat and come up with a new strategy and
WE WIN!

 

[Chillygirl]

Alright, the day has been day'ed. Now I can take off my big boy pants and turn into a lump of vaguely human shaped jelly upon my couch.

Same! Shower than lay on the bed like a slug!

 

[TwoTaTango]

I am Hoping Pete can still Windmill while he Plays and Roger can still hit that Note tonight when he screams in "Won't Get Fooled Again"

It Should be a Fab Show This Evening

 

[MrMakersMark]

"There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man."

 

[MrPimms]

Fruit and chocolate don’t go together. Except bananas and occasionally chocolate covered strawberries.

A banana and two chocolate strawberries. Hmm.

Nope. Still not seeing it.

 

[MrPimms]

All this porn and it still comes back to one simple truth. Laundry.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I love my daughter but I really wish she were able to live alone, some days. *sigh*

 

[awired50]

I love my daughter but I really wish she were able to live alone, some days. *sigh*

I can feel ya on that one. Our kid lived with us a year while their house was built.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

Insurance companies suck ass!!!