Hornymwtxn
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Contact lawyerSpent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.
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Contact lawyerSpent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.
Can you find me a way to end work right now and still get paid for the rest of the day?All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?
Oh, no! Hope things are going better nowSpent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.
I hate when that happens.Spent the night in the ER last night. Apparrently I've been taking the wrong meds this past week and instead of helping, it made things worse.
Teach them to say 13. It is fucking Halloween afterall and I have, on occasion, referred to kids as little demons.Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??
Duct tape?Dear ODAG,
How do I get my kid to stop saying “6 7”??
All right everyone. I'm here. How can I solve your problem?
Roomba Vacuum & MopThey've made lil robots to sweep across floors...when will they make them to mop?
☝ @barefootgirl69 asked and answered.
For that price, I'll just keep mopping.
They've made lil robots to sweep across floors...when will they make them to mop?
And much more.
Nope. That's too creepy for me. I've seen The Terminator!And much more.
You’re gonna be sexy as fuck.Nervous nervous nervous...Piranha butterflies in my tummy...
Doing this Lady Godiva thing for a Halloween party![]()
Yeah, I actually thought more IRobot.Nope. That's too creepy for me. I've seen The Terminator!
You can’t prove I tried clicking those emojisI’m ready for my nightly walk, Halloween edition! Little itty bitty top on, already a drink in, and it’s not raining! I wonder if I’ll get any candy![]()
AmateurDuct tape?
For my fee, I only take cash. 100 US dollars please.For that price, I'll just keep mopping.![]()
I have some pennies rolled up.For my fee, I only take cash. 100 US dollars please.
This is a no brainer… it’s never too early for comfy clothesShould I I call it a night and put on my comfy clothes. I don’t get kids trick or treating so no one will knock on my front door. And I don’t want to go anyplace now that I’m home. But it seems very early to change. Such a dilemma.