What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing muttonchop sideburns

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a digitally locked belt.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

everything. I'm too hot

 

[Trubbycat]

Disco platform shoes with fish in them.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

thin, cheap sleep pants

 

[Zephreck]

I am not wearing my suit of armor this morning.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am not wearing bubbles

 

[Rj_1954]

My lunch. I'm seasick

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a magician's top hat and tails.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a magician's top hat and tails.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Zatanna_(circa_2003).png

 

[BrendaBear]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Zatanna_(circa_2003).png

I am not wearing the outfit Trubby referenced…

Oh… wait….

Nevermind.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing the outfit Trubby referenced…

Oh… wait….

Nevermind.

And now my lovely assistant will do something incredibly dangerous...

 

[BrendaBear]

And now my lovely assistant will do something incredibly dangerous...

Oh oh oh… are you going to do the thing again where you tie me to the wall thingy and throw dildos?

 

[Trubbycat]

No, they bounce all over the place and the suction cups mess everything up.

 

[IelleDan]

Socks

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing white and blue striped thigh highs.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a green mini-dress and leggings with garden gnomes all over them.

 

[sister jenny]

make up

 

[BrendaBear]

make up

Right? And nobody was happier than me earlier when I took off my my bra…

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing shockingly white bellbottoms.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A plaid skirt. Er, a kilt. Yeah, that’s it.

 

[Rj_1954]

Jogging pants...I'm not going jogging

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"If you gnome, you gnome" tshirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing dirndl dress and a sombrero

 

[LostHorizon]

A tie