What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[J64stephenson]

I am not wearing painty hoes in a boxing match

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Japanese school uniform from the 80s.

 

[Tossawayalt]

Pants

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an oversized suit with an undersized tie.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing duck feet.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a nudist's wardrobe.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing thigh high Uggs.

 

[latecomer91364]

I am not wearing a 1969 VW Van costume.

I almost never have.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my dinner. I ate very cleanly.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing patent leather Mary Jane’s with lacy ankle socks

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Christmas themed boxers that say "If you need a tree, I got wood" on them.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

I'm not wearing a suit of armor

 

[MedicalMuse]

Scrub bottoms.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a strap-on.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing prosthetic fangs.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

I am not wearing underwear.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing galoshes.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Viking helmet or a Viking helmet.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing chandelier earrings.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing parachute pants.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an emergency blanket.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the suit I died in... wait a second.

 

[Trekka]

my thinking cap

 

[MedicalMuse]

my thinking cap

Nice to see you with the glasses I’m not wearing

 

[Villainesse]

I am not wearing out people's patience, I hope