What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a selection of charcuterie all over my naked body.

 

[SimonSex]

I'm not wearing a selection of charcuterie all over my naked body.

Well, if you do, I’d recommend jamon Iberico. Well worth the expense.

I am not wearing any shite exports from China or Bangladesh.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a Saran Wrap catsuit.

 

[EricaAnna]

My mask…

Not wearing @sister jenny 's mask

 

[Norfolkguy49]

A smile

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a sub-zero parka...yet!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Halloween costume of a hockey mask on top of a pale white expressionless face with brown hair on top of a screaming ghost face mask.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a inflatable t-rex costume because I can't see where I'm going...

 

[LostHorizon]

A tie

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing Beyonce's cowgirl outfit

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing Trubbycat's Beyonce cowgirl outfit.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My Neiman Marcus 3 piece suit.

 

[SWR101]

A costume

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a yellow dress with a red trench coat over it while wearing a red fedora.

 

[LostHorizon]

Briefs.

I’m not wearing my watch either

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Don’t tell Douglas Adams., but there’s no towels in sight!

 

[jarigi]

I'm not wearing a pixelated face. Only wear it when flashing in public.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a covering of fig leaves.

 

[cactusjack0584]

A sombrero… that’s only on mondays

 

[Trubbycat]

My last remaining shreds of dignity

 

[Rj_1954]

@Trubbycat has dignity left?
I gave mine up when my Domme married me...the ultimate insult!

Along with my clothes...

 

[Trubbycat]

@Trubbycat has dignity left?
I gave mine up when my Domme married me...the ultimate insult!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a magical amulet that allows me to transform into a power princess of the moon.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a collar and leash with a man’s name on it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy pilgrim outfit.