What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Dapperdanman67]

I'm not wearing socks.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing socks.

I see your socklessness and raise you - I'm not wearing anything on my feet!

 

[Mada69]

I'm definitely not wearing a tie

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm not wearing a Superwoman costume

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @MidwestPrincess23 ’s Superwoman costume.

I hope she doesn’t need her Wonder Woman costume back soon though

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am not wearing my Wonder Woman costume because @BrendaBear has yet to return it!

It's okay, you can keep it. It looks better on you anyway

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my skimpy weight-lifter trunks...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not not-wearing a smile!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing thigh high leather boots and @Trubbycat ’s dinner jacket and fedora, and nothing else.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes made from the bark of willow trees that scream your name if you chop into them.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a bikini and dancing out on interstate 15 in LV

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a bikini and dancing out on interstate 15 in LV

Oh, so you’re dancing inside?

I’m not wearing a turban of woven kelp.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Rj_1954 ’s sexy Santas helper costume… because that would be evil! It is October!!!!

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaBear
I'm not wearing Lucifer's loincloth

I would show you one hell of a good time...

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing any of @BrendaBear ‘s castoffs. I have my pride.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing 60 grit sandpaper pajamas.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing 60 grit sandpaper pajamas.

Ow! That hurt just reading that!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing canvas boots with no soles left...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a jumpsuit made from beef jerky.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing French Onion dip on ANY of my non-erogenous zones.

 

[Chernosoth]

Underwear, after a surprise shower with my clothes on. I can't do laundry until the plumbing is repaired.

 

[Trubbycat]

Not wearing ketchup because I use a bib like a good boy.

 

[SimonSex]

Ass-less pleather chaps

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing knee pads while crawling around on all fours like the dog I am

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing knee pads while crawling around on all fours like the dog I am

They're handy for other things too...