What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing @WerdNerd ’s antlers or his handcuffs.

 

[marriedbigrl]

Itty bitty yellow polka dot bikini

 

[fsa52]

My halo, which seems to have been missing for years now.

 

[fakingadulthood]

My coat made of the skin of a person who sold mink coats… but I get it back from the dry cleaner tomorrow

 

[WerdNerd]

I’m not wearing @WerdNerd ’s antlers or his handcuffs.

Yet!

 

[BrendaBear]

Yet!

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I am not wearing my glasses

 

[Rj_1954]

I've got your glasses...
Cuz I'm missing mine

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy vampire costume…

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing a sexy vampire costume…

And you are sexy, I can't top that but...
I'm not wearing a bathing suit.

 

[BrendaBear]

And you are sexy, I can't top that but...
I'm not wearing a bathing suit.

Oh my god! How scandalous!!!

I am not wearing a latex catsuit with @Trubbycat ’s name printed down one of the legs, and RJ’s name down the other.

 

[ericalauren]

A bandanna.

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh my god! How scandalous!!!

I am not wearing a latex catsuit with @Trubbycat ’s name printed down one of the legs, and RJ’s name down the other.

Those custom jobs cost a lot of money.

 

[Rj_1954]

Those custom jobs cost a lot of money.

Tattoos would be cheaper
I'm definitely not getting a tattoo...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a high priced suit tailored to fit me.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a high priced suit, tailored to fit @EctoJohn either.

 

[Trubbycat]

Of course, it wouldn’t fit, silly

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a silly suit tailored to fit nobody.

 

[Rj_1954]

I won't try it on either
But I LIKE tight things, very tight...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing semi opaque tights with a short black skirt and a cute blouse...

Oh wait... my bad.

Nevermind.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing anything business appropriate

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the official uniform of an international crime syndicate whose secret goal is to influence all international politics in order to make itself rich and powerful.

Shh..

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing the official uniform of an international crime syndicate whose secret goal is to influence all international politics in order to make itself rich and powerful.

Shh..

Hail Hydra...

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Spiderman costume because
I'm Batman...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a pink skirt and blazer with a sombrero

 

[LustyScribe]

That explains why I'm not wearing my Bat Sharkrepellant! Thanks, RJ!

And here I thought Adam West had stolen the costume back!