What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Taegul]

SCUBA gear. Except the fins. I am wearing those.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a mauve diner waitress uniform.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a mauve diner waitress uniform.

Well, can I wear it then? I could serve you lousy food if you want….

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing anything but socks (my feet are cold)

 

[EctoJohn]

Well, can I wear it then? I could serve you lousy food if you want….

I'm from Jersey, you'd better have good food if you're operating a diner.

I'm not wearing bunny slippers.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm from Jersey, you'd better have good food if you're operating a diner.

How come everyone I talk to ends up being from Jersey???


I'm not wearing long, purple opera gloves and a matching one piece swimsuit.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing anything purple or leather because people would think I'm @BrendaBear or @Rj_1954

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing purple kitty ears.

Oh wait…..

Nevermind.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing purple kitty ears.

Oh wait…..

Nevermind.

 

[Sammysub07]

Any other Jersey but an Eagles one!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pants that were made from recycled skirts.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing... anything...

 

[fsa52]

I’m not wearing my Amish nightgown

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing a Bioré pore strip on my nose

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a full body latex gimp suit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not my wearing agony & extasy mask

 

[LustyScribe]

The yellow tutu.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing silly stickers censoring my naughty bits on my otherwise nude body.

 

[DoRaMe]

Socks. I rarely wear them, even in winter.

 

[LostHorizon]

Briefs

 

[WerdNerd]

Clothes

 

[lilmissdarling]

Fishnet stockings

 

[LustyScribe]

Fishnet Speedo

 

[WerdNerd]

Antlers

 

[SimonSex]

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