What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[sweetloraine]

A frown

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a purple latex unitard.

March yourself in there right now and put it on.

 

[BrendaBear]

March yourself in there right now and put it on.

I think @Rj_1954 has it...

I'm not wearing a red latex minidress with fishnet stockings and heels.

 

[Trubbycat]

I think @Rj_1954 has it...

I'm not wearing a red latex minidress with fishnet stockings and heels.

Well, all right.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a blue sailor suit top and cap while remaining bottomless.

 

[Lily13]

My braids that make the mailman screech “Pippy“!

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5d/15/9b/5d159b1b1a884b4bb1f11440a0ff3e99.jpg

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing skinny jeans. Because...I ain't.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a graduation gown from a university.

 

[Rj_1954]

Well, all right.

Nice, but it's not purple...

 

[Rj_1954]

Vagisil cream,
because presently I'm not equipped...

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Underwear

 

[Trubbycat]

Nice, but it's not purple...

Jeez, all these latex fetishists.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1713012295/purple-latex-dress-rave-kinky-festival

 

[Madmaxfvh]

Jeez, all these latex fetishists.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1713012295/purple-latex-dress-rave-kinky-festival

This is sexy

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a sandwich board advertising that new pizza place down the street that you keep saying you want to try but never actually do.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a sandwich board advertising that new pizza place down the street that you keep saying you want to try but never actually do.

And then you get upset when they close...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Makeup

 

[Trubbycat]

Not wearing business casual with a leather jockstrap underneath.

 

[LostHorizon]

Not wearing my glasses because I lost them

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing the cute little black skirt I wore to work this morning.

 

[Schiavone]

I’m not wearing anything as I’m riding my Pelaton!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a black turtleneck sweater because this mission doesn't require stealth.

 

[Thebrowneye]

I'm not wearing the cute little black skirt I wore to work this morning.

Where is it now?

 

[BrendaBear]

Where is it now?

In the laundry! Somebody might have got something on it.

I am not wearing pants or leggings.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a puzzle around my neck, but managed to win trading card games anyway.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing it!
I'm not...no matter what she says...
nooo mistress, don't make me.