What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a sheet with two eye holes cut into it.

 

[bikerbonez]

a mankini

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hockey mask.

 

[EricaAnna]

Not wearing plastic pink boots

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a yellow rain slicker.

 

[Jodaily]

Boxers under my kilt

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Christmas themed kilt.

 

[WerdNerd]

Tight 1980s style running shorts

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Earmuffs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing the single most expensive pair of boxers ever produced by the Disney corporation.

 

[Divindisguise]

Anything!

 

[Treeview]

My sheep's clothing.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pants made entirely out of nanites.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my royal cape or carrying my royal scepter which matches my Avatar

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing anything from Goodwill. They kicked me out...

 

[jarigi]

I'm not wearing a jacket with 'kick me' tagged on the back. Those cheeky so and so's at the office!!! (I'm planning revenge).

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a mini dress made out of the wrappings from ancient mummys.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my purple slaves collar...
Cuz I'm not a slave..

I'm a Pet...

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing demon-proof armor.

So I'm just going to hide in my bathroom until my 17 y.o. daughter falls asleep. Cuz teenagers are SCARY.

 

[RachelWalsh]

Your dad's neck tie. Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing demon-proof armor.

So I'm just going to hide in my bathroom until my 17 y.o. daughter falls asleep. Cuz teenagers are SCARY.

Oh… yeah… and a 17 year old girl may not have yet decided to use her evil powers for good yet.

I understand, completely.

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh… yeah… and a 17 year old girl may not have yet decided to use her evil powers for good yet.

I understand, completely.

I have an almost 21 year old who still wobbles between good and evil.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress.

 

[afunguy]

A shirt

 

[jarigi]

Not wearing my plasticine trilby.