What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the suit I got married in. Mainly because I have never been married.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Not wearing my normal goofy smile

 

[slavemelanie]

Not wearing my parachute. The heck with it; I'm jumping without it!

To conclusions. I'm jumping to conclusions.

See you in the fall

 

[Rj_1954]

I put a trampoline under you...
Also, I summoned a ambulance

Not wearing a EMTs uniform

@slavemelanie
(I'm formally a PA resident too)

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing proper business attire.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing squba gear
Although I might need it later...

 

[amber1312]

A hairnet

 

[Rj_1954]

Hair
I'm balding

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing platform shoes with live fish in them.
https://i.redd.it/92rqkoh73am71.jpg

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Red candle wax on my ass.


But I wanna be.

 

[Strixaluco]

Leather cuffs. Unfortunately - need to wait for a few days.

 

[The3Ps]

A fuller, larger cut, hi waisted brief style panty. And I wish I was in a pair. Hugging me, making me comfortable and relaxed. Also embracing my feminine side. Sigh....

 

[Rj_1954]

I have my own set of cuffs and collar. All in purple

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my sunglasses at night. Corey Hart is gonna be pissed.

 

[The3Ps]

Rj, thanks for the like.

 

[The3Ps]

I'm not wearing my sunglasses at night. Corey Hart is gonna be pissed.

Great song, btw...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a wig... as far as you know.

 

[Iwillgo]

Anything, at all….

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a large strapon with “for RJ” written on it in big letters.

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel this raises more questions than it answers!

Then you feel…. Correctly.

I am not wearing my wonder woman costume with my lasso of truth for tying RJ up with…. Or maybe @LustyScribe … or maybe @hotoldrguy … so many fun choices…

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a business suit barely buttoned up just so .. (Y)

 

[ramblnman65]

Asbestos underwear

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[LustyScribe]

Then you feel…. Correctly.

I am not wearing my wonder woman costume with my lasso of truth for tying RJ up with…. Or maybe @LustyScribe … or maybe @hotoldrguy … so many fun choices…

Well, seeing as I'm the most devious, nefarious one...Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

Not wearing anything that could conceivably be mistaken for a shred of restraint or shame.

Not a single thread.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a large strapon with “for RJ” written on it in big letters.

Poor RJ. Just not your night, buddy.