What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing blue Nike air Jordans.

But there is a story here.....

They were my 16 year old sons and I'm a 47 year old who looks like a geography teacher on a field trip.
So this morning I decided to wear his pristine pair of Bright Blue Air Jordans to go to the shops. He was so ashamed.

But it has made me realise that I could become an anti-influencer on social media. Eg Adidas or Balenciaga could pay me to wear their rival's brands to discredit and uncool them.

...and now I have a new hero...

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a lavender Speedo.

Because...zoning ordinances & environmental concerns...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leather bomber jacket.
way too warm out for that!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a parachute

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a parachute

Oh… then… what are those straps there fore? Here… let me tighten that up a little for you…

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a thin, silky soft red dress… yet..

 

[Yesok1]

A stitch

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m not wearing a tube top and bell bottoms

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m not wearing a tube top and bell bottoms

I must say I do miss the days women dressed like that...

 

[RaineDrops]

I’m not wearing a yellow jumpsuit

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a yellow jumpsuit

…hopefully not an orange one either….

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing cowboy boots

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing cowgirl Birkenstocks…

I might be wearing Hottie’s dress shirt as a dress again though…

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing cowgirl Birkenstocks…

I might be wearing Hottie’s dress shirt as a dress again though…

I did not know there was such a thing.
Wait that is where my dress shirt went?

 

[Bnlove]

Undies

 

[Rj_1954]

My purple leather collar..
at the moment

 

[BrendaBear]

My purple leather collar..
at the moment

Well… I suppose, as long as your leather collar and leather cuffs match, it’s okay.

I am not wearing my necklace with the keys to RJ’s locks…
Now wear did I leave that… I know he can’t find it… but… gosh, I hope I didn’t hide it to good for me to find…

 

[Yesok1]

My pj's yet. Just lying here in my top and pants, took my trousers off because I'm full.

 

[Pad_Foot]

A condom
And you can’t make me !!
Well sure you could ask, and I would put one on
But
You can’t force me to do it

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing beautiful rope work that @MissLabelled tied on me….

…yet..

 

[Rj_1954]

A condom
And you can’t make me !!
Well sure you could ask, and I would put one on
But
You can’t force me to do it

Why would you want too. Bareback is much better.

I don't have to wear a condom.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Why would you want too. Bareback is much better.

I don't have to wear a condom.

Me neither, but, if asked, I think I would remember how to put one on

 

[Rj_1954]

Me neither, but, if asked, I think I would remember how to put one on

Fill'em up with water and toss them at a target!

Not wearing a frown

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a little house on the prairie dress

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’m not wearing a pregnant nun outfit.