What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LustyScribe]

This brings up some funny images… walking through the store… walking past a pretty lady and a voice comes from your pants “I WANT IN THERE!!”

A little farther down the isle… “I WANT IN THERE TOO!”

Around the corner… “I WANT ALL THREE OF THEM!”

Then you notice several women walking through the door…”FEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!!!”

Not wearing my "Ignore the voices in my pants" T-shirt. Shop at your own risk!

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my "Hagrid's" clothing
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[n8Romantic]

I’m not wearing my dunce cap!

 

[Rj_1954]

Also not wearing my Harry Pawter Kitten sweatshirt
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[LustyScribe]

I’m not wearing my dunce cap!

Yeah, sorry, I'll get that back to you. My students made me wear it an extra week.

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a 1980s Care Bears plastic Halloween mask that you makes you not be able to breathe and you feel your face getting sweatier by the second

 

[Treeview]

...makeup...but, when I stop and think about it, I've never worn makeup except if a Lover smudged me.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing my weather rated fishnet knit from the 1981 Sears catalog.
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Sorry, ladies. Not tonight.

 

[PartyDress]

I'm not wearing the weight of the world on my shoulders.
I'm also not wearing socks.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm definitely not wearing a bee keepers suit
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But I'll Eat Your Hunny...

 

[smtst5]

Unlike last night I’m not wearing any tequila

 

[PartyDress]

I'm not wearing the smell of a sexy man's cologne.

 

[Girly_girl]

A smile

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Marvel t shirt.

I just realized I was watching the movie because I liked the villain, but absolutely hate the hero. Had to bail.

 

[JerseyJade]

A wig.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing this shirt
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[~Elizabeth~]

My Grinch sherpa slippers.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I am not wearing Elizabeths Grinch sherpa slippers

 

[Amanda330]

Clothing. I'm wearing freshly laundered sheets and they feel amazing.

 

[JaySecrets]

I am wearing neither Speedos nor Spanx... And you should all be happy that I am not. Nobody wants to see that.

 

[jason28053]

Clothing. I'm wearing freshly laundered sheets and they feel amazing.

The best kind of sleeping attire

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm definitely not wearing this t-shirt
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[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing an exquisitely cut Saville Row suit.

 

[Bambear99]

Tonight, I am not wearing my 1975 JC Penney Man Mates matching jacket and slacks with stylish ascot.

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I’m waiting until Friday night to sport this snazzy ensemble.

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a Snuggie